Ahhhhh salaam and good evening to you, my dear friends (particularly relevant given this recent find:)
Man, I miss Robin Williams’ genie but I’m glad to see this American is repping well with his clever Beer shirt bought in the Kohl’s teenage boys section. Anyway, today’s song of the day is Daddy’s Gotta go to Work by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I feel like one of Reagan’s non-pigment-lacking victims in the 1980s…I’m getting rip roaring high on The Rock. Speaking of which, don’t you absolutely adore this shirt:
Apologies that the photo is on a bit of a slant. Speaking of which, if you’re bored with the same old Spankwire and Pornhub:
Never gets old. And finally, the women’s march. I made a bet with someone the day after the march (back in January if you’ve forgotten about it) that within 14 days, the media will have dropped the coverage entirely and the world will forget about what took place that day. Yes, there was the strike in March, but with that lone exception, the world has moved on and forgotten about the plight of the penis-lacking proletariat. One reason: the cause didn’t have a unified, coherent message. I went to their website in late January, read the main page three times and still couldn’t figure out what the fuck their intended message meant. The NRA is successful because they’ve rallied millions of people behind ONE SINGLE ISSUE. It’s basic, the people know what they’re fighting for, and the message is beyond coherent. You read the women’s march website and its a fucking patchwork of democratic causes that, although I support them, are scattered haphazardly not unlike Ellen Pao throwing darts at a newspaper figuring out which company she’ll sue next. If they’d named the event “The March for Equality” there’d be no confusion and they wouldn’t ALIENATE HALF OF THEIR POTENTIAL SUPPORTERS, fucking morons. They took a bunch of issues applicable to everyone…then excluded half of their base by hurling bullshit epithets at white men (ummmm, the very people in positions of power with the ability to enact social change). It’s akin to the truck drivers in 2008, going 15 MPH on the highway in some misguided protest of high prices at the pump. They’re blocking every other driver on the road, thereby alienating THE VERY PEOPLE who would most likely support them. Top. Men. Did you know that the women’s march has an app? A phone app. For your phone. Seriously…
Oh, and their causes which they clearly ripped from the Democratic Party:
Well, sorry for the rant. I’m fully supportive of equality but my gosh, they’re about as effective as Trump pushing anything that rhymes with “legislation.” Well I’m off to work on my taxes following a six month extension earlier this year. Wonder if I can claim the federal government as a dependent on my returns.