First off, do keto. It works. For everything but your heart. Second, you get to eat all the pork rinds and giardiniera money can buy. Emphasis on the giardiniera.
Keto Heaven
J-Pow’s Faux Pas and a Woman After my Own Heart
JEROOOOOOMMEEEEE!!! Tell me this was intentional COVID humor: And finally, a bad hombre shared this profile with me. I sometimes go to Home Depot just for a hot dog without getting anything else. And the Happy Gilmore reference is truly amazing:
Random Bidtits (4/18/2020)
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (2/26/2020)
GOOD MORNINGGGGGGG WUHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! I just wanted to say that. To quote Michael Bluth, I have no follow-up. Or I do, but they seem inappropriate for the time being. Today's song of the day is This Is Your Night by Amber. Toss on your dancing clogs and push-up bra because this jam is bumpin'. Here's a... Continue Reading →
I Ate Two Dishes of Shakshouka This Morning
One hour and two stomach pangs later, it looked like someone gave the Kool-Aid Man a swirlie. Tip your housekeepers.
Random Bidtits (2/13/2020)
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
Homemade Jalapeño Poopers
Jalapeños. Cream cheese. Sharp cheddar. Himalayan salt. Garlic powder. Cracked pepper. Light drizzling of olive oil optional.
My Hot Sauce Collection (as of 1/18/2020)
Check it: And on a more negative tone: A plane has engine problems. The pilot makes a rapid decision to dump fuel and potentially save hundreds of lives, and CNN is up in arms over school children getting lightly dusted with organically sourced liquid-GDP. Like those school children, I'm hardly aghast. CNN or The Weather... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/8/2020)
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
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