Article: The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple

Here's an article on The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple: Everyone’s favorite apple is leaving Northeastern orchards out on a limb. (DD interjection: FUCK New England and their self-serving, phony baloney altruism - they're FAKE NEWS!  Constantly pettifogging about when it comes to which university someone attended / someone's daddy bought.  As if!  Am I... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/8/2018)

Great song!!!!! Today, it's Magic of Love by Two Steps from Hell. Whether pumping iron, pounding the pavement, or raiding dungeons, this will keep the flow in your mojo. Now for some amusing photos: I came across another advertisement for my good friend Dick's wife: That's a head scratcher. Finally, did you know that you... Continue Reading →

F SJWs, I’m an ILJW

HEAR YE, HEAR YE.  My body and mind grow weak with the boatload of politically correct rainbows and unicorns shit to which we've been subjected for too long.  Today, I announce that I'll be the first rat down the anchor line.  To quote Rooster Cogburn, "I bow out."  I guess there's nothing left to do... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (8/28/2018)

Salaam and good evening to you. I'm gonna pull on your coat with a good one today - it's Ramblin' Man by The Allman Brothers Band. Super catchy. Now, some delicious food and disgusting drink to whet your whistle: I tried the pizza chips...they tasted like pizza. Still waiting to dive into the jalapeño pooper... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (8/8/2018)

I know it's Wednesday, but: Today's EXCELLENT, OVER THE TOP CATCHY song of the day is Further On by Bronze Radio Return. Listen to it through. Don't confuse this with Führer On by Adolf Ft. The Jeffersons. Sorry if that was a little on the nose - I'm sitting at work, popping out the world's... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (6/25/2018)

Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →

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