One hour and two stomach pangs later, it looked like someone gave the Kool-Aid Man a swirlie. Tip your housekeepers.
Random Bidtits (2/13/2020)
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
Homemade Jalapeño Poopers
Jalapeños. Cream cheese. Sharp cheddar. Himalayan salt. Garlic powder. Cracked pepper. Light drizzling of olive oil optional.
My Hot Sauce Collection (as of 1/18/2020)
Check it: And on a more negative tone: A plane has engine problems. The pilot makes a rapid decision to dump fuel and potentially save hundreds of lives, and CNN is up in arms over school children getting lightly dusted with organically sourced liquid-GDP. Like those school children, I'm hardly aghast. CNN or The Weather... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/8/2020)
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/4/2019)
Hey all! I know this is a current jam and perhaps a little fruity for some but I dig it. Today's song of the day is Memories by Maroon 5. How much do you know about brussels sprouts? Well did you know they grow on a stalk? Yeah! Check it out: Nuts. And not because... Continue Reading →
John Wayne Limited Edition Gold Plated Decanter
For a mere $275, you can have this John Wayne limited edition, gold plated decanter with 750ml of whiskey that originally came with it. That means the bottle is still unopened with original contents inside. Brand: Mike Wayne distilling Bottled in Bardstown, Kentucky. The Decanter is 22 carat gold plated ceramic. Approximately 18.5in x 6.25in... Continue Reading →
Delicious Feast, World’s Hottest Peppers, and Puppy Love
Hi all! I know that many of you think of me as a closed minded, brutish modern day Neanderthal. You're not wrong. But I did achieve brief stardom among my more cosmopolitan hombres with this dish, including farmers market hot banana peppers and jalapeños that were an insanely inexpensive 8 for $1. It also included... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/14/2019)
Happy Monday, mon frére. That means brother in French. I don't know why I know that - I took four years of Spanish! (- GOB Bluth) I'd like to dedicate today's TWO songs of the day to a very special hermano out on the Left coast. He'll immediately recognize it and know who he is... Continue Reading →
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