Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Here's an article on The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple: Everyone’s favorite apple is leaving Northeastern orchards out on a limb. (DD interjection: FUCK New England and their self-serving, phony baloney altruism - they're FAKE NEWS! Constantly pettifogging about when it comes to which university someone attended / someone's daddy bought. As if! Am I... Continue Reading →
Devotees will recall that we ran a post titled "Random Bidtits (11/6/2018)" on November 6th, 2018. In that post, there was a young xe who we claimed had changed its name to Dean Economos in its pursuit of landing a career as a Dean of an Economics Department. The idea being that you need to... Continue Reading →
Great song!!!!! Today, it's Magic of Love by Two Steps from Hell. Whether pumping iron, pounding the pavement, or raiding dungeons, this will keep the flow in your mojo. Now for some amusing photos: I came across another advertisement for my good friend Dick's wife: That's a head scratcher. Finally, did you know that you... Continue Reading →
HEAR YE, HEAR YE. My body and mind grow weak with the boatload of politically correct rainbows and unicorns shit to which we've been subjected for too long. Today, I announce that I'll be the first rat down the anchor line. To quote Rooster Cogburn, "I bow out." I guess there's nothing left to do... Continue Reading →
Salaam and good evening to you. I'm gonna pull on your coat with a good one today - it's Ramblin' Man by The Allman Brothers Band. Super catchy. Now, some delicious food and disgusting drink to whet your whistle: I tried the pizza chips...they tasted like pizza. Still waiting to dive into the jalapeño pooper... Continue Reading →
I know it's Wednesday, but: Today's EXCELLENT, OVER THE TOP CATCHY song of the day is Further On by Bronze Radio Return. Listen to it through. Don't confuse this with Führer On by Adolf Ft. The Jeffersons. Sorry if that was a little on the nose - I'm sitting at work, popping out the world's... Continue Reading →
Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →
Nothing but food today. Had this for breakfast today: Tomatoes, avocados, feta, salt, and pepper. So. Damn. Good. Also, came across this photo: Disgusting.
As a select few of you know, I'm a superb chef and artist of the kitchen when I'm not aggressively leafing through materials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. I recently crafted the following: Sweet potato, Greek yogurt, feta cheese, corn-based salsa, Valentina hot sauce, baby, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN! For those of you... Continue Reading →
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