Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I don’t know. I’m just asking questions. Now here are two tattoos that you may appreciate: On the pizza photo, is anyone else struggling to reconcile the “Alaw” (spelling?) on the crust with the pork-based topping? I don’t know. I’m just asking questions.
Best purchase I’ve made in a long time. Look at this chicken! This is my third round at fried chicken. Ninja Foodi with two baskets is the way to go. $200 on Amazon but 89% five star reviews is hard to beat. So darn easy although the cleanup is a bit of work. Come over... Continue Reading →
Just like the title says: I guess I’ll categorize this post under “food?”
I have a deep appreciation for rap and hip hop songs that are heavy on the sexual innuendo while also banging a good beat. The obvious one that comes to mind is Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. Music video aside, I love this song. So today’s song of the day is very much in line with... Continue Reading →
To all my fathers out there, happy Father’s Day! Just 11 more days before you can update your apps again. Been sitting on some updates for three weeks now as I refuse to have my entire Home Screen be a montage of forced rainbows, thank you Tim Apple. Reminds me of when Tim unapologetically forced... Continue Reading →
Today has two songs of the day, which I believe are both 90s throwbacks. The first is Bitch by Meredith Brooks. The second is Hands by Jewel. Moving on, here are some sweet shorts for your adolescent amusement: Reagan be praised.
Haven’t opened it yet but I’m really hoping this is the aged fromunda cheese I ordered.
No joke. I don’t know if I thought their distinct names were aliases or what but I definitely thought it was just one girl until today. After all, the disillusioned dilettante can’t be all knowing on all things. Separately, run out to your neighborhood bodega and try this pizza. Come for the nostalgia, stay for... Continue Reading →
Not sure if anyone else is in the habit of enjoying burritos before bedtime - I highly recommend starting the tradition as an annual post-SOTU snack - but this year’s burrito left my butt bruised, blemished, and baffled. I typically like to think that my yodeling yoo-hoo has high entropy but I’m not sure I... Continue Reading →
The song of the day comes to us from 2014. You may not agree with the message, but the beat is tantalizing. It’s Wasted by Tiesto. Hm, you know what? Let’s do a second song of the day. Today’s second song of the day is much older - it was recorded in 1946 - and... Continue Reading →
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