From amazon! You thought I was going somewhere else with that? Don't be so goyish!
Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Want to cook and gorge your loneliness away during these quarantine times? Check this out: you need a beef tenderloin / filet mignon from your local meat market (no, the other one) as well as Pepperidge Farms (remembers) puff pastry. The mush is called mushroom duxelles and includes... Continue Reading →
¡Hola, amigos y hombres muy, muy mal! ...okay that's all I have in me. Today's post is a scrumptious, keto-friendly meal: Low-carb tortillas, chicken breast, mozzarella, goat cheese, sour cream, giardiniera, Himalayan salt, cracked pepper, all cooked on a cast iron skillet...BABY, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN'! Eat this quesadilla and you'll easily get over... Continue Reading →
Hello, fellow reader(s?)! Happy Wednesday. I understand that many people like to put a clever twist on the midpoint of the week by referring to it as "hump day" and as such, today's song of the day has to be Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. An old favorite of this burnt-out author. As you... Continue Reading →
If you like food, fine dining, or Parisian stuff, check out this adorably cute three minute video on the YouTube. This is from a small country restaurant in France, which keeps its customers entertained while they are waiting for the main course. The French restaurant “Le Petit Chef (Little Chef)” came up with an original... Continue Reading →
First off, do keto. It works. For everything but your heart. Second, you get to eat all the pork rinds and giardiniera money can buy. Emphasis on the giardiniera.
JEROOOOOOMMEEEEE!!! Tell me this was intentional COVID humor: And finally, a bad hombre shared this profile with me. I sometimes go to Home Depot just for a hot dog without getting anything else. And the Happy Gilmore reference is truly amazing:
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
GOOD MORNINGGGGGGG WUHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! I just wanted to say that. To quote Michael Bluth, I have no follow-up. Or I do, but they seem inappropriate for the time being. Today's song of the day is This Is Your Night by Amber. Toss on your dancing clogs and push-up bra because this jam is bumpin'. Here's a... Continue Reading →
One hour and two stomach pangs later, it looked like someone gave the Kool-Aid Man a swirlie. Tip your housekeepers.