Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
More than you think! Who here remembers the Mitt campaign faux paux from the 2012 election? Remember when he said that 47% of voters are deadbeats dependent on government handouts? And it potentially cost him the presidency and certainly cost him political and social capital? Well, I'm calling out the liberal voters for their partisan... Continue Reading →
Nailed it, Lloyd. Also, his thought on the wealth tax is spot on:
I understand that many of you come to MaM for your source of unchecked jingoism and shallow political commentary and as such, today's Lamborghini paint job won't disappoint. But before we beat Jared Kushnir to eliminating conflict in the Middle East, I need you to check out this incense. Available from "Aroma Depot," you can... Continue Reading →
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
Predictions: Buttigieg rises to the top or near-top in a stunning performance. Bernie eats a corn dog. Elizabeth Warren kicks off her January pre-caucus campaign in Pocahontas, Iowa. Yes, that's right: Everyone best be getting excited for the new season and new format of Grand Tour, with the first episode airing December 13th. Here's the... Continue Reading →
For those of you who voted in the 1984 presidential election, when you get to the pearly gates, I highly encourage you to tell lead bouncer and all-around-good-guy Saint Peter that you lived somewhere other than Minnesota or D.C. From Wikipedia, "Reagan ran for reelection as President in 1984, running against Democrat Walter Mondale. Reagan... Continue Reading →
Annyong and Happy Thanksgiving! Not much to it today so let's get to it: Happy (belated) International Men's Day!!! That's right, YOU MISSED IT! November 19th was International Men's Day and nary a media outlet or coworker announced it or wished me a happy day. For years, Microsoft has force-fed International Women's Day to my... Continue Reading →
Hi team! Today, nothing more than a series of random items, facts, and musings. Let's begin! I may or may not be planning on leaving a 40oz Smirnoff Ice in the groom's cake at an upcoming wedding. Best. Ice. Ever. Remember to watch the DNC debates this Wednesday! I'm particularly excited to watch Biden fumble... Continue Reading →
Absolutely love that he's wearing a "MATH" pledge pin on his uniform: Who here remembers when Sarah Palin wore a "Home Ec" pin? No? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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