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Random Bidtits (12/21/2020)
Article: Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First
Mornin'! I don't read The Onion but when an amigo shared the below with me - six months ago - I felt the need to repost. Finally getting to it: Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First MINNEAPOLIS—Calling for a more measured way to express opposition to police brutality, critics slammed... Continue Reading →
The New EBITDA
...Except strategic buyers are still going to wait until year-end to see how full-year 2020 looks.
Goldman Fuchs and Akon Cryptocurrency for the Win
I unfortunately cannot lay claim to finding this amazing post but I felt it necessary to repost and share it with the world. Bonus round: Akon is launching his own cryptocurrency. You know, Akon the singer.
Your Classic Robinhood Investo, er, Trader
Shared with me by some bad, bad hombres who have had zero problems with scaling walls...or sloped ramps for that matter. So what do people think? Is J-Money gonna push rates into negative territory? Will Benny Shalom Bernanke return for an encore crises-era performance? Will Janet Yellen get a haircut? What Would Reagan Do?
Sound Financial Advice from a License Plate
Couldn't agree more!
J-Pow’s Faux Pas and a Woman After my Own Heart
JEROOOOOOMMEEEEE!!! Tell me this was intentional COVID humor: And finally, a bad hombre shared this profile with me. I sometimes go to Home Depot just for a hot dog without getting anything else. And the Happy Gilmore reference is truly amazing:
This is Your Face and Brain on Amphetamines and Disinfectants
However, I do 100% agree with Trumpy on his following tweet: Spot on. TRIGGER WARNING, MARGINALLY TANGENTIAL RANT INBOUND: Overarching homogenous laws governing a vast land of heterogenous citizens will not work. What idiot thinks the federal minimum wage should be the same in Manhattan as it is in Macedonia (ahem, that's in Ohio)? What... Continue Reading →
Negative Oil Explained and Song of the Day (4/21/2020)
Today's song of the day is FUCKING EPIC and is easily eligible to be deemed the greatest Meatloaf song of all time. Seriously, it's that good. I implore you to listen to the entire thing - the second half is the better of the two (do it - since my college days, I won't take... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/17/2020)
HEYOOOOOOO SPENDERS AND SAVERS! Today's song of the day is Money Talks by AC/DC. Hopefully you have been heeding Cypress Hill's astute insights on retirement planning ("save your money man, save your money too. Hit single don't last very long") because everything is on sale, EVERYTHING MUST GO! Mr. Market is knocking on your door,... Continue Reading →
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