I’m hope everyone is having a safe and relaxing thanksgiving with loved ones.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The Shadow Guest Posting: Song of the Day (11/24/2021)
Today’s song of the day comes to us from The Shadow. I really do love this song and expect you will as well. It’s See The World by Brett Dennen. Seriously, give this one a listen - it has universal appeal for the every-man and every-woman. Probably one of the best songs I’ve heard in... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (11/21/2021)
First things first. I have no clue how my asshole isn't bleeding today. I've gone through at least a dogwood tree of pulp while aggressively abrading my sphincter ani externus with every last pinched square but still, my anus fights fate. Back to the music. Today’s song of the day is Tonight is the Night... Continue Reading →
Rittenhouse Cleared 3.0
An hombre muy muy mal shared a great short video with me today. I’m not a big Reddit person but this is too good not to share and my fellow spaghetti western enthusiasts will agree. I know this is also my third post on a sensitive matter but I figure hey, Kyle went for the... Continue Reading →
Rittenhouse Cleared 2.0
Oof. Awkward.
Rittenhouse Cleared
Spot on. We’ll see what happens.
Name for a Girl or a Body Part?
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (11/3/2021)
Here’s a throwback to the nineties - please overlook the fact that it was released in Y2K - and I’m really digging this jam. It’s Crazy For This Girl by Evan and Jaron. Enjoy it! And with that, I’m off to invest in an elastane banana hammock. No Shave November 2020 was a warm one for... Continue Reading →
Zuck is Such a Poop Stain
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
The Nine Most Relieving Words in the English Language Are:
"I have the plunger and I'm here to help." Although if I'm honest, I've had a bit of the runs lately. I pinched off a loaf yesterday that couldn't clog anything. Seriously, nothing. I could've flushed that shit through a drinking straw no problem. Happy Halloween!
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