Arch Stanton Guest Post: Spite Houses

You've heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others' nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about - I'll never know because I'm a Millennial and I'll be renting forever! - and eventually resort to planting or cutting down trees just to be an asshole to their neighbor. That's... Continue Reading →

Happy Hanukkah

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →

House of the Day (12/5/2018)

Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time.  Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation.  As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →

Article: The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple

Here's an article on The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple: Everyone’s favorite apple is leaving Northeastern orchards out on a limb. (DD interjection: FUCK New England and their self-serving, phony baloney altruism - they're FAKE NEWS!  Constantly pettifogging about when it comes to which university someone attended / someone's daddy bought.  As if!  Am I... Continue Reading →

Article: The Myth of Scandinavian Socialism

Here is an article on how the Nordic model is far from socialist: Bernie Sanders has single-handedly brought the term “democratic socialism” into the contemporary American political lexicon and shaken millions of Millennials out of their apathy towards politics. Even if he does not win the Democratic nomination, his impact on American politics will be... Continue Reading →

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