...he had a rape charge reduced to tailgating. "How fat is she?" When she gets out of the water, she leaves a ring around the lake. - Rodney Dangerfield
Song of the Day (6/22/2019)
GOOOOOOD MORNINGGGG VIETNAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!! Hope everyone is enjoying their Saturday morning. Today's song of the day is a different direction for Musings and Malarkey but it's very sweet and pleasant: it's The Wind by Cat Stevens. Scrumptious little melody, don't ya think? Separately, HAPPY OFFICIAL FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!!! Given Elizabeth Warren G's recent rise in... Continue Reading →
Steak Tartare and Reuben
Nothing other than two photos of the most amazing foods in the world: Slide into my DMs if you want to know the name of the restaurant. (Did I say that correctly? The lingo? The grammar? Was it okay?)
Song of the Day (6/19/2019)
While the rest of you are out celebrating Juneteenth and all that smooth jazz, I'm still out here promoting June 12th's International Falafel Day. You can laugh, but that falafel is on fleek. Anyway, today's song of the day is a throwback to the fictional era of Winston Smith. It's Foreigner's I Want To Know... Continue Reading →
The Shadow Guest Post: Noah and Woman Hitler
All, not so much a guest post today as it is me sharing with you some items The Shadow has recently brought to my attention: If you rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law," you get "Woman Hitler." Terrific article title: "Lawyers for Noah’s Ark Theme Park are Suing its Insurance Company for Rain Damage"... Continue Reading →
Article: I Didn’t Earn Slavery Reparations, and I Don’t Want Them
Longtime readers will know that I typically shy away from controversial or potentially insulting posts/musings (that was a joke); however, this is extremely well written and offers a number of valuable life lessons for people of all walks of life. If I can add my two cents on the issue: we're all here by an... Continue Reading →
Rent Is Too Damn High!
Who here remembers the Rent Is Too Damn High Party of yesteryear? According to Wikipedia, the Rent Is Too Damn High Party is a political party, primarily active in the state of New York, that has nominated candidates for mayor of New York City in 2005 and 2009, and for governor and senator in 2010.... Continue Reading →
Here’s to Hoping Her Middle Name is “Sodium”
I imagine as a child reciting nursery rhymes, her parents put their own special twist on the title and instead used "Hot Sideways Buns." Which come to think of it, this English nursery rhyme from the 18th century was practically written for the Chinese market - just look at the lyrics below: "Hot cross buns!... Continue Reading →
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