Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
FUCK. YES. I have perhaps the greatest version of the greatest song of all time. Maybe ever. Today's song of the YEAR is none other than The Magnificent Seven by the City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra. You think you've heard this one before, but NEVER have you heard it by the COPPH. As such, and... Continue Reading →
Hey people! Cleaning out my "favorites" and have some random crap you may find interesting. Let's bang this out with a list: Do you enjoy scuba diving or snorkeling? Check out http://www.divereport.com/ - awesome, awesome resource. It's a lot like http://www.onthesnow.com but for diving. Just plug in your intended destination and check out the type... Continue Reading →
Reading year-end reviews of the state of music and best albums of the year is always a delight - here we get to see everything I like slandered by professionals who think your favorite band is garbage, which by extension makes you garbage. I read these every year, and every year I am endlessly annoyed,... Continue Reading →
YO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!! Today's song of the day is Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas. Well, I'm off to find a new dry cleaner after my current one fucked up my sheets for the second time in a row. It's true what they say: two wongs don't make a white. Add to that: my dry cleaner's 15... Continue Reading →
What up, what up! Shout out to all my blupies who are enjoying the beginning of 2019. Still, 2018 was nothing to shake your dick at and just like Ryan (see below) would've wanted, we went out with a bang. Sorry if that was too soon - probably still simmering a little bit, huh? Well,... Continue Reading →
I keep a running list of things I think are 1. interesting, 2. warrant further investigation, and 3. would make a compelling article someone else may find entertaining or educational. Most have a meatiness to it, a sort of weightiness that can sustain a few hundred words on its own while many others are nothing... Continue Reading →
Do you want to hear an extremely metal etymological story? I bet you do! You just read a series of words I am very comfortable have never been uttered before in the history of the world, and the subsequent story is suitable to its remarkable grandstanding. But first - a history lesson (what great story... Continue Reading →
This being the year 2018 of our Lord Ronald Reagan, we all must be outraged, constantly, about everything. The best part is being unable to tell if this outrage is sincere or just part of the endless charade everyone has to partake in as part of their digital existence as we all waste our finite... Continue Reading →
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