Song of the Day (1/11/2019)

YO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!! Today's song of the day is Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas. Well, I'm off to find a new dry cleaner after my current one fucked up my sheets for the second time in a row. It's true what they say: two wongs don't make a white. Add to that: my dry cleaner's 15... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (1/8/2019)

What up, what up! Shout out to all my blupies who are enjoying the beginning of 2019. Still, 2018 was nothing to shake your dick at and just like Ryan (see below) would've wanted, we went out with a bang. Sorry if that was too soon - probably still simmering a little bit, huh? Well,... Continue Reading →

Schlitz Bowling Ball

Ladies and gentlemen, you're currently ogling the greatest "Gift for Him" of all time. Maybe ever. This is a 16 pound undrilled ball, which can be yours for the low low price of $150. And for those of you who stuck around, here's an incredible account name and comment from pornhub:

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