¡Hola, amigos y hombres muy, muy mal! ...okay that's all I have in me. Today's post is a scrumptious, keto-friendly meal: Low-carb tortillas, chicken breast, mozzarella, goat cheese, sour cream, giardiniera, Himalayan salt, cracked pepper, all cooked on a cast iron skillet...BABY, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN'! Eat this quesadilla and you'll easily get over... Continue Reading →
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
That's right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we're celebrating our 500th post! However, today's posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021: I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and... Continue Reading →
Hi all! Unlike Uncle Bernie, I tend to view people from all genders as being entirely equal, although my tongue-in-cheek malarkey may not always be read that way. Moving on, I wanted to confirm that you are aware of a fantastic resource that you can use to track down photos, videos, or adult celebrities. It's... Continue Reading →
Alrighty, I'm planning on being lazy today so I'll just post the videos. Here are two videos on The YouTube with 127 fun facts about the show and its creation: 107 Arrested Development Facts You Should Know! (21 minutes long) 20 Facts You Didn't Know About Arrested Development (11 minutes long) For my friends in... Continue Reading →
Jalapeños. Cream cheese. Sharp cheddar. Himalayan salt. Garlic powder. Cracked pepper. Light drizzling of olive oil optional.
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
And my response: Wait a minute, Ukraine is already 28 years old - Uncle Yos would have zero interest. Perhaps, he's not intimately necking and caressing. Perhaps he's trying to take a bite! Don't bite that, Yos! It'll give you gas and you definitely don't want to be on board with that!
Okay, let me begin by saying that yes, the property is currently on the market for $12.95 million and I understand that not everyone can afford that but this is precisely why we created mortgages so you only need 20% as a down payment. ("It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost, ten dollars?"... Continue Reading →