Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time. Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation. As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →
Mortal humans, do I have a gift for you! But before we dip our wicks into the bountiful fountain of American jingoism, I want you to fire up YouTube and enjoy the song of the day: Rise of the Chaos Wizards by Gloryhammer. Much like meatspin circa 2006, make sure to jack up your volumes... Continue Reading →
Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office.
Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Here's an amazing YouTube video (under 3 minutes long) that crosses AD with Star Wars. It's a trailer/background of Star Wars but delivered in the AD trailer format. Well worth your time. And here's a second YouTube video that's not quite as entertaining but still enlightening. It's a more academic... Continue Reading →
Was on the road last week and walked through one gas station that had two Arrested Development references: The first: The second:
It's impossible to put down! Only messing, brah. Gotta keep it clean today - it's just one of those nights. Before I begin, can we all appreciate the beauty of this pink house in Charleston, South Carolina/East Georgia? The house and the flora are gorgeous. To quote my boy Jackie Chiles, Back to more immature... Continue Reading →
As a select few of you know, I'm a superb chef and artist of the kitchen when I'm not aggressively leafing through materials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. I recently crafted the following: Sweet potato, Greek yogurt, feta cheese, corn-based salsa, Valentina hot sauce, baby, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN! For those of you... Continue Reading →