Some photos for you today: Now enjoy this 30 second video of the greater sage grouse mating dance. Also this: It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Random Bidtits (2/13/2023)
Janus Motorcycles
I have to put in a plug here at these things are simply stunning. Check out the Janus Motorcycles website when you have a moment. Also check out the "team" page while there, some of their beards are epic and exactly what you would expect of a domestic motorcycle manufacturing employee base. Steve McQueen would... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk and Free Speech: 1. Twitter and The Dems in 2024: 0.
Before I begin, I’d just like to point out that Tim Apple initially autocorrected my title from “Dems” to “Fems”. Tim Fruit isn’t wrong. The big news of the day - other than 30 year fixed mortgages hitting an 11 year high - is Teflon Elon making a $(5)4.20 bid for soon-to-be Titter (nee Twitter).... Continue Reading →
Prince Andrew, (Previously) His Royal Highness and Song of the Day (1/26/2022)
Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses? How can the... Continue Reading →
Daddy’s Got a New Haircut and Song of the Day (12/9/2021)
Today’s song of the day isn’t terribly clever given the time of year but it’s lovely nonetheless. It’s Waltz of the Flowers by…oh Jesus the YouTube app won’t let me copy and paste this…by T-c-h-a-i-k-o-v-s-k-y. Separately, who has seen Daddy ‘Lon’s new coiffure? Look, I’m all for Elon’s right to free hair expression and fucking... Continue Reading →
Move Over, Goldman Sachs…
and Morgan Stanley. And JP Morgan. And Credit Suisse. And UBS. And Deutsche Bank. And Citi. And Barclays. And Bank of America. And Evercore. And Greenhill. And Houlihan Lokey. And William Blair. And Harris Williams. And Stifel. And KKR. And Blackstone. And Jefferies…. There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. And their name... Continue Reading →
Keto-Friendly Quesadilla
¡Hola, amigos y hombres muy, muy mal! ...okay that's all I have in me. Today's post is a scrumptious, keto-friendly meal: Low-carb tortillas, chicken breast, mozzarella, goat cheese, sour cream, giardiniera, Himalayan salt, cracked pepper, all cooked on a cast iron skillet...BABY, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN'! Eat this quesadilla and you'll easily get over... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (4/18/2020)
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
Happy 500th Post!
That's right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we're celebrating our 500th post! However, today's posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021: I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and... Continue Reading →
Excellent Pornography Resource
Hi all! Unlike Uncle Bernie, I tend to view people from all genders as being entirely equal, although my tongue-in-cheek malarkey may not always be read that way. Moving on, I wanted to confirm that you are aware of a fantastic resource that you can use to track down photos, videos, or adult celebrities. It's... Continue Reading →
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