His pants fit like a glove. I just want everyone to note that this is my first penis joke in an age. It's literally been weeks since I last referenced my bunker buster.
Song of the Day (5/8/2019)
Today's song of the day is Starlight by Jai Wolf (ft. Mr. Gabriel). It's a smooth listen and not quite as good as Indian Summer by the same but still solid and worthy of your consideration. Some quick musings today: Has anyone else noticed that Hillary took a page from Al Gore's book? (Likely printed... Continue Reading →
Happy U.S. Teacher Appreciation Week 2019!
Happy U.S. Teacher Appreciation Week!!! I'd like to take just a minute and show my most sincere thanks and appreciation to the hardworking teachers and educators who've had the greatest impact on my life. In no special order, I'd like to extend special thanks to Ms. August Ames, Senora Eva Karera, Ms. Alexis Texas, Ms.... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (4/25/2019)
I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair. I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author. No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →
We Need More Womyn in STEM
Was on the Hub the other day when I opened a video, posted by a female contributor, titled "she takes 80 loads of cum." My hairy ass! It was 30 minutes of two dudes busting on her chin maybe two or three times. Weak sauce. This is simple arithmetic and it's far from rocket science.... Continue Reading →
Best Beer Ad in History. Maybe Ever!
And another nail in the coffin for Cleveland: Is anyone else reading this blog or am I just jerking off? Probably time for some:
Scrotum Rugs and Song of the Day (3/5/2019)
Today's song of the day is a lovely little ditty that'll get your toe-a-tappin'. It's $50 And A Flask Of Crown by Bleu Edmondson. Odds are extremely high that you haven't heard this song, but it's a great one. It reminds me of the opening theme song of Hey Dude. This blog is so fucking... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (2/24/2019)
Here are some neat items that you could potentially find amusing: Lou Malnati's, a Chicago favorite for deep fish pizza, has heart shaped pizzas for Valentine's Day. These can be shipped anywhere in the country on dry-ice: (Cont.) I hate to think about what this would look like if China did something similar for Single's... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (2/5/2019)
Happy cinco de febrero! Before we begin with the song of the day, I have a special treat for you: This blog has officially become my va-jay monologue. I fully expect to lose some readers with that realization. I also came across this from a Warren Buffet/Bill Gates video: Saw this on "super bowl" Sunday... Continue Reading →
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