Song of the Day (7/10/2018)

I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (6/25/2018)

Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (3/17/2018)

Today's song of the day is Night's On Fire by David Nail. Country song but pretty mainstream and solid. So. Stormy Daniels. Turning out to be a real headache for Donald Trump of the East and his team of winged monkeys. There's a real threat that she's going to come out and actually admit that... Continue Reading →

Huma Mahmood Abedin Moonlighting in Chicago?

Huma Mahmood Abedin. Or as you may know her, "Huma" (no relation to fellow A-list star and literal witness to unworldly keen depth perception, Uma Thurman). No, Huma didn't take her husband's last name. Yes, Huma's middle name reminds you of that particular appendage that shafted her political career. And much like her husband, Carlos... Continue Reading →

Women and the Insurance Industry

Gooooooood MORNING MIDDLE AMERICAAAAA!!!!! Short posting today. The following is a great quote (although the sperm part is cringeworthy) from Erick Gray: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give... Continue Reading →

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