Some good truth to this:
Parenting and Poop
Song of the Day (4/9/2022)
Today has two songs of the day, both oldies. The first is It’s The Same Old Song by Four Tops. Solid. The second song of the day is This Old Heart of Mine by The Isley Brothers. Equally solid. Had a work call last week with someone with a first name of Twinkle. Had another... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/5/2022)
What upppppp, where all my WASPs atttt?!? Today’s song of the day is This Is What It Feels Like by Armin van Buuren and Trevor Guthrie. I’m not sure why, but this song reminded me of a photo I took last summer: …you know, I was going to make a little joke about having a... Continue Reading →
The Seattle Sky Penis
Not sure if you guys and gals remember this from 2017 but a very brave and very courageous naval pilot drew a giant dong in the sky. Here’s an article on the matter from Popular Mechanics: The Legendary Saga of the Navy Sky Dong Concludes. That’s nice and all, but far more amusing is the... Continue Reading →
Please Tell Me This is a Town in Massachusetts
Haven’t opened it yet but I’m really hoping this is the aged fromunda cheese I ordered.
So Am I!
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Butthole and Perineum Sunning
It’s a thing. Don’t believe me? Google it. Alleged health benefits include increased libido, enhanced immune function, and improved circulation, among others. Obviously none of this is medically backed and if anything, the sun exposure on sensitive parts is highly risky but you’ll never know until you try it. In the meantime, here are some... Continue Reading →
That’s Not What Thomas Schneider Would’ve Done
You have to be willing to part ways with the family jewelry if you’re going to follow in Amy’s size 15 steps. Amy - congrats! I’m sorry the media always presents your earnings in pre-tax figures. It’s obnoxious.
Prince Andrew, (Previously) His Royal Highness and Song of the Day (1/26/2022)
Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses? How can the... Continue Reading →
Monty Python Nailed the Transgender Thing Back in 1979
Not much to this other than the 2 minute YouTube video from The Life of Brian. Yup.
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