Random Bidtits (2/24/2019)

Here are some neat items that you could potentially find amusing: Lou Malnati's, a Chicago favorite for deep fish pizza, has heart shaped pizzas for Valentine's Day.  These can be shipped anywhere in the country on dry-ice: (Cont.)  I hate to think about what this would look like if China did something similar for Single's... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (2/5/2019)

Happy cinco de febrero! Before we begin with the song of the day, I have a special treat for you: This blog has officially become my va-jay monologue. I fully expect to lose some readers with that realization. I also came across this from a Warren Buffet/Bill Gates video: Saw this on "super bowl" Sunday... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (7/10/2018)

I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (6/25/2018)

Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →

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