There was an article recently about a woman getting arrested for stealing from a jewelry store. Apparently, she was hiding watches in her snatch and carrying them out in that state. No word on the brand of watch but Timex may make sense. Per their slogan in the fifties and sixties "it takes a licking... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day must be one of the greatest pump-up jams I've ever encountered. Seriously, it's auditory coke. It's Numa Numa by Tinna and SkiDropz. Quick fact: did you know that there are wedding bands and engagement rings that contain dinosaur bones and meteorite materials? Some bands have both. Check out this website... Continue Reading →
Hi all! Hope everyone is having an enjoyable day and is fully recuperated after white knuckling it through another Labor Day. Today's song of the day is a terrific throwback to the early nineties and actually shares a phonetic title with my old dating profiles. It's Mr. Vain by Culture Beat. Stay healthy!
Yeah, it's a thing... Who would've thought the pious gents over there in Saudi Arabmerica could be so nonchalant about doing the five knuckle shuffle!
Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Want to cook and gorge your loneliness away during these quarantine times? Check this out: you need a beef tenderloin / filet mignon from your local meat market (no, the other one) as well as Pepperidge Farms (remembers) puff pastry. The mush is called mushroom duxelles and includes... Continue Reading →
Hi team! Hope everyone is doing just swell. Today is a collection of random stuff you'll find amusing, insightful, and/or offensive to your delicate sensibilities. Let us begin: You likely know that "three sheets to the wind" means to be inebriated. You also probably know this but in case you don't, here's the background per... Continue Reading →
Hello, fellow reader(s?)! Happy Wednesday. I understand that many people like to put a clever twist on the midpoint of the week by referring to it as "hump day" and as such, today's song of the day has to be Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. An old favorite of this burnt-out author. As you... Continue Reading →
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