And another nail in the coffin for Cleveland: Is anyone else reading this blog or am I just jerking off? Probably time for some:
Best Beer Ad in History. Maybe Ever!
Scrotum Rugs and Song of the Day (3/5/2019)
Today's song of the day is a lovely little ditty that'll get your toe-a-tappin'. It's $50 And A Flask Of Crown by Bleu Edmondson. Odds are extremely high that you haven't heard this song, but it's a great one. It reminds me of the opening theme song of Hey Dude. This blog is so fucking... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (2/24/2019)
Here are some neat items that you could potentially find amusing: Lou Malnati's, a Chicago favorite for deep fish pizza, has heart shaped pizzas for Valentine's Day. These can be shipped anywhere in the country on dry-ice: (Cont.) I hate to think about what this would look like if China did something similar for Single's... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (2/5/2019)
Happy cinco de febrero! Before we begin with the song of the day, I have a special treat for you: This blog has officially become my va-jay monologue. I fully expect to lose some readers with that realization. I also came across this from a Warren Buffet/Bill Gates video: Saw this on "super bowl" Sunday... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/26/2019)
Today's song of the day is Young Forever by Jay-Z. Absolutely terrific. Now here's something that's absolutely horrifying:
Song of the Day (7/10/2018)
I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (6/25/2018)
Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Fictional Women I Have Had A Crush On
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days, I have, at various points in time, developed romantic feelings for fictional characters. Don't act like this is weird. Don't act like you can't relate. Don't repress those... Continue Reading →
Guest Posting by Arch Stanton: Stormy Daniels: An Investigation
As you are well aware, el Presidente's latest scandal involves his putting his Cheeto-dusted penis where it doesn't belong ala Bill Clinton, our substitute-teacher President. Like you, I have taken violent steps to avoid hearing about a man in his sixties being paddled by a washed-up pornstar with a magazine with his face on the... Continue Reading →
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