Hoping to buy it new. I bought the last one used and it smelled awful. Well, I’m off to pound it to some babushka porn… I’m numb inside. But not as numb as my buddy who recently spent an evening looking at images of Muhammad, just to feel something. Speaking of that garden gnome, does... Continue Reading →
Song(s) of the Day (1/17/2023)
Howdy! Per usual, another quick one. Hope you enjoy these tunes. The first song of the day is That's What I Want by Lil Nas X. Catchy but the older crowd won't appreciate the song...or the music video for that matter. The second song is Hurricane by Luke Combs. Solid country. The next one is... Continue Reading →
Song(s) of the Day (12/11/2022)
Quick one today but hopefully some good songs for you: the first is Better Days by Citizen King. Nice little 90s throwback there. The next is Cleopatra by The Lumineers. A good one. The next one is Good Day for Living by Joe Nichols. Finally, the last song is This Afternoon by Nickelback. I know,... Continue Reading →
Season’s Greetings!
Hope everyone remembered to pick up mouthwash this afternoon before going out this evening. I poured a bit too much Cholula on my chili at dinner and now I’m shooting bits of undigested orange bell peppers into the porcelain like they’re tracer rounds. This season is off to a shaky start…
House of the Day (8/26/2022)
Today's house of the day is unique in at least one respect. The home is located at 2645 Prairie Ave, Evanston, IL - here is the Zillow link. Check out photo 19 of 31. If you don't squint and don't strain yourself in the fucking slightest, it looks A LOT like the oversized sign on the... Continue Reading →
Song(s) of the Day (8/4/2022)
All of my mindless content is coming in dribs and drabs this week. Here’s another short post for ya. Today’s song of the day is Crawling in the Dark by Hoobastank. Actually, let’s add Running Away to the list. Now here are some random photos shared with me by the baddest of the bad hombres:... Continue Reading →
Will William Hung Mount a Comeback?
Who here remembers the adorable William Hung? Here’s a photo to rejigger your memory: Did you know… that William Hung’s record label was Koch Entertainment? Seriously: If this stud’s agent were any good, he’d pursue an endorsement deal with Moose Knuckles of Canada.
James Buchanan Factoid
A lot of people know that 15th President James Buchanan likely had a gay sex relationship (do they still call it that?) with 13th Vice President William R. King. They lived together for something like 10 years while in D.C. But did you know that Andrew Jackson routinely referred to them as “Miss Nancy” and... Continue Reading →
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