Well, let's find out!
So the other night, I couldn't sleep and was awake in the wee hours, flipping through photos on Google Images of definitely lingerie models and definitely not looking at amateur porn. I have a thing for matching, pitch-black bras and undies and this photo definitely proves it. Anyway, I came across the photo below. If... Continue Reading →
For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:
I imagine as a child reciting nursery rhymes, her parents put their own special twist on the title and instead used "Hot Sideways Buns." Which come to think of it, this English nursery rhyme from the 18th century was practically written for the Chinese market - just look at the lyrics below: "Hot cross buns!... Continue Reading →
This is the song of the day and the music video of the year!!! It's Malhari by....just Malhari. From the movie Bajirao Mastani. The video is less than 4 minutes and is simply outstanding. I also came across this knock-off video with Trump and it's mildly amusing. Finally, here's an interesting article title from the... Continue Reading →
This doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day but I discovered a gross injustice on this special day. I challenge all of you to go home and ask your Alexa "what's the average penis size" and she'll be more than happy to provide an informed, detailed answer. Then, ask Alexa "how deep is the... Continue Reading →
His pants fit like a glove. I just want everyone to note that this is my first penis joke in an age. It's literally been weeks since I last referenced my bunker buster.