Song of the Day (1/8/2019)

What up, what up! Shout out to all my blupies who are enjoying the beginning of 2019. Still, 2018 was nothing to shake your dick at and just like Ryan (see below) would've wanted, we went out with a bang. Sorry if that was too soon - probably still simmering a little bit, huh? Well,... Continue Reading →

Schlitz Bowling Ball

Ladies and gentlemen, you're currently ogling the greatest "Gift for Him" of all time. Maybe ever. This is a 16 pound undrilled ball, which can be yours for the low low price of $150. And for those of you who stuck around, here's an incredible account name and comment from pornhub:

Random Bidtits (12/29/2018)

HO, HO, HOOO, Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a pleasant holiday with family and friends. I'm writing to you from the cozy confines of a well-traveled watercloset while simultaneously bemoaning my holiday bloat - my lower intestine has determined that it will no longer formally recognize Solids as its own separate state (of matter). While... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (12/19/2018)

Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog.  We begin with a song - it's May I?  Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack.  I really recommend this one for easy listening - very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in... Continue Reading →

Happy Hanukkah

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/21/2018)

First off, I'm drunk, which is a rare occurrence (4-5x/year). So anything on this post is off limits for your "discerning commentary." But before we begin, we have some business to which we must attend. We talk a lot on this blog about the War on Christmas and the War on Supply Siders. What we... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/8/2018)

Great song!!!!! Today, it's Magic of Love by Two Steps from Hell. Whether pumping iron, pounding the pavement, or raiding dungeons, this will keep the flow in your mojo. Now for some amusing photos: I came across another advertisement for my good friend Dick's wife: That's a head scratcher. Finally, did you know that you... Continue Reading →

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