Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Let that sink in for a moment. Global. Administrative. Assistant. Say it a few times, first in your head and then out loud. Roll it around on your tongue for a minute. How does that make you feel? Sort of queasy? BOOM! I have the PERFECT solution for runaway higher education costs in this country:... Continue Reading →
My more classy and esteemed readers will relate to today's photos. The classier broads among you already have the red English phone booths in the parlors of your country estates and I'd like to add to your collection. A true gentleman's reception room is barren and incomplete without a classy as fuck clock tower. The... Continue Reading →
Devotees among you will recall that I briefly referenced this situation in a blog post back in January 2020 when a number of Los Angeles school children were doused in jet fuel from a Delta flight that as it turns out, was far ahead of the curve. I've imagined a relatively quick and simple solution... Continue Reading →
Alright, alright, alrighttttt. Today's song of the day is an oldie but a goodie. It's Ode to My Car (Piece of Shit Car) by Adam Sandler. I positively loved this song 20+ years ago and having not listened to it in 10+ years, still do. I hate to do this again but this is high-flying... Continue Reading →
Good morning, appreciators, oglers, and consumers of all things scat. I'll first begin with a link to, and I can't believe I'm doing this, Buzzfeed with an article titled The 18 Absolute Worst Places To Poop On The Planet. Credit where it's due, this is hard-hitting journalism that's sure to leave its mark. The second... Continue Reading →
Hi all. Many of you know me as DD the John Wayne aficionado, DD the avid reader of legal and courtroom thrillers, DD the mildly violent street pimp, DD the Ferrari and Bugatti promoter, DD the guy who once pissed on an electrified rail from the back of a moving subway car (true story), DD... Continue Reading →
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
You can link to a specific time in a YouTube video by creating a time stamp. To do this manually, link to a specific time in a video by adding "?t=00m00s" to the end of any regular YouTube link and replace "00m" with the minute marker and replace the "00s" with the second marker. Separately,... Continue Reading →
Hi team! Today, nothing more than a series of random items, facts, and musings. Let's begin! I may or may not be planning on leaving a 40oz Smirnoff Ice in the groom's cake at an upcoming wedding. Best. Ice. Ever. Remember to watch the DNC debates this Wednesday! I'm particularly excited to watch Biden fumble... Continue Reading →
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