Hi team! Today, nothing more than a series of random items and musings. Let's begin! I may or may not be planning on planting a 40oz Smirnoff Ice in the groom's cake at an upcoming wedding. Best. Ice. Ever. ("Way to plant, Ann" - George Michael) Remember to watch the DNC debates this Wednesday! I'm... Continue Reading →
But before we get to the song of the day, have any of you ever motorboated a girl so hard that you poked your eye on the nipple? Breasts are violence. Women are violence. Another quick question: have you ever had those muggy summer days when you walk back from work, get home, and refuse... Continue Reading →
I always think of my gay friend who went to the NFL after playing college. He started off as a tight end and ended up a wide receiver. Unrelated: here's the greatest piece of swag I've ever seen from the lads of Top Gear / Grand Tour:
For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:
Annyong! I'm in search of the impossible. Below is a pair of Nantucket reds with an embroidered pattern of crickets playing cricket and squash playing squash (currently $40 at Macy's). While I absolutely love these, I'm in hot pursuit of some Nantucket reds with pickles playing pickleball. I'm going to guess that Polo's Chief Design... Continue Reading →
and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
"Are you new to this part?" Bonus: Why did the baker apply for the open job? Because he needed the dough.
Did you know that the Wikipedia page for "Jesus Christ" has a total of 457 reference citations while the Wikipedia page for "LeBron James" has a total of 408? Oh, and "Pope Francis" has 581, "List of LGBT Firsts by Year" has 258, and "Sexuality in Ancient Rome" has 692. Tough love, Jesus. Those pesky... Continue Reading →