Random Bidtits (4/25/2019)

I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair.  I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author.  No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (4/16/2019)

How pissed would you be if you were Polish and you found out that the U.S. military is building a base in your country named Fort Trump? How pissed would you be if you were Donald Trump and you found out your namesake military installation is in Poland? This beer is on fleek:

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