Wondering how long it will take me to get the rest of the single digits and have a full set of 10. Worth starting a new category on MaM for this? Maybe I could pursue the alphabet after that? Talk about alphabet soup…
My Lucky Number!
Name for a Girl or a Body Part?
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
Zuck is Such a Poop Stain
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
The Nine Most Relieving Words in the English Language Are:
"I have the plunger and I'm here to help." Although if I'm honest, I've had a bit of the runs lately. I pinched off a loaf yesterday that couldn't clog anything. Seriously, nothing. I could've flushed that shit through a drinking straw no problem. Happy Halloween!
Best Christmas Ornaments. Maybe Ever!
Check these puppies out:
Who Cares About Labor Day…
When it's leg day, every day. Get huge and never ever admit to inhaling. #legstoo
Global. Administrative. Assistant.
Let that sink in for a moment. Global. Administrative. Assistant. Say it a few times, first in your head and then out loud. Roll it around on your tongue for a minute. How does that make you feel? Sort of queasy? BOOM! I have the PERFECT solution for runaway higher education costs in this country:... Continue Reading →
A Clock Tower Worthy of your Parlor
My more classy and esteemed readers will relate to today's photos. The classier broads among you already have the red English phone booths in the parlors of your country estates and I'd like to add to your collection. A true gentleman's reception room is barren and incomplete without a classy as fuck clock tower. The... Continue Reading →
A Level-Headed Solution for Violent Rioters and the Reeling Aviation Industry
Devotees among you will recall that I briefly referenced this situation in a blog post back in January 2020 when a number of Los Angeles school children were doused in jet fuel from a Delta flight that as it turns out, was far ahead of the curve. I've imagined a relatively quick and simple solution... Continue Reading →
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