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Who Cares About Labor Day…
When it's leg day, every day. Get huge and never ever admit to inhaling. #legstoo
Global. Administrative. Assistant.
Let that sink in for a moment. Global. Administrative. Assistant. Say it a few times, first in your head and then out loud. Roll it around on your tongue for a minute. How does that make you feel? Sort of queasy? BOOM! I have the PERFECT solution for runaway higher education costs in this country:... Continue Reading →
A Clock Tower Worthy of your Parlor
My more classy and esteemed readers will relate to today's photos. The classier broads among you already have the red English phone booths in the parlors of your country estates and I'd like to add to your collection. A true gentleman's reception room is barren and incomplete without a classy as fuck clock tower. The... Continue Reading →
A Level-Headed Solution for Violent Rioters and the Reeling Aviation Industry
Devotees among you will recall that I briefly referenced this situation in a blog post back in January 2020 when a number of Los Angeles school children were doused in jet fuel from a Delta flight that as it turns out, was far ahead of the curve. I've imagined a relatively quick and simple solution... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/23/2020) and 14 Types Of Poo…
Alright, alright, alrighttttt. Today's song of the day is an oldie but a goodie. It's Ode to My Car (Piece of Shit Car) by Adam Sandler. I positively loved this song 20+ years ago and having not listened to it in 10+ years, still do. I hate to do this again but this is high-flying... Continue Reading →
Toilet Fun and The 18 Absolute Worst Places To Poop On The Planet
Good morning, appreciators, oglers, and consumers of all things scat. I'll first begin with a link to, and I can't believe I'm doing this, Buzzfeed with an article titled The 18 Absolute Worst Places To Poop On The Planet. Credit where it's due, this is hard-hitting journalism that's sure to leave its mark. The second... Continue Reading →
Bill Ackman, Berkshire Hathaway, and Peeing on Electrified Rails
Hi all. Many of you know me as DD the John Wayne aficionado, DD the avid reader of legal and courtroom thrillers, DD the mildly violent street pimp, DD the Ferrari and Bugatti promoter, DD the guy who once pissed on an electrified rail from the back of a moving subway car (true story), DD... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (2/13/2020)
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
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