I Just Discovered That Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Aren’t The Same Person

No joke. I don’t know if I thought their distinct names were aliases or what but I definitely thought it was just one girl until today. After all, the disillusioned dilettante can’t be all knowing on all things. Separately, run out to your neighborhood bodega and try this pizza. Come for the nostalgia, stay for... Continue Reading →

Prince Andrew, (Previously) His Royal Highness and Song of the Day (1/26/2022)

Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses?  How can the... Continue Reading →

RIP Meatloaf

Today is a sad day for Meatloaf fans around the world. You’ll wake up and he’s not going to be there, although that’s very much in tradition with the majority of his lyrics. The man is a legend and I have my fair share of Meatloaf stories, from exciting renditions of Paradise by the Dashboard... Continue Reading →

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