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Song of the Day (9/9/2020)
This one has been a long time coming. This is a big shoutout to a few of you...we'll see if you know who you are. Today's song of the day is Kiss You All Over by Exile. (Hint: waaaaaaait, you don't wan breakfaaaast?) HoTS fans out there? I had a good laugh at this (of... Continue Reading →
Who Cares About Labor Day…
When it's leg day, every day. Get huge and never ever admit to inhaling. #legstoo
The Time I Carpet-Bombed Our Vacation Home’s Only Bog
...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
RIP Ennio Morricone and Song of the Day (7/6/2020)
We lost a great composer today. Ennio, born in Rome on November 10, 1928, passed away. As such today's songs of the day are For A Few Dollars More, The Ecstasy Of Gold, and The Trio by the man himself. From what I hear and not at all from personal experience, if you're on magic... Continue Reading →
Happy Birthday, America
I owe you BIG TIME!!! Reagan bless this land.
Random Bidtits (7/1/2020)
Hi team! Hope everyone is doing just swell. Today is a collection of random stuff you'll find amusing, insightful, and/or offensive to your delicate sensibilities. Let us begin: You likely know that "three sheets to the wind" means to be inebriated. You also probably know this but in case you don't, here's the background per... Continue Reading →
J-Pow’s Faux Pas and a Woman After my Own Heart
JEROOOOOOMMEEEEE!!! Tell me this was intentional COVID humor: And finally, a bad hombre shared this profile with me. I sometimes go to Home Depot just for a hot dog without getting anything else. And the Happy Gilmore reference is truly amazing:
Random Bidtits (5/21/2020)
Hi all! Some good random crap and useful resources in this. For some of these, I've been meaning to send for months. Let's begin: Who remembers the impeachment inquiry against Donny-T? It's been an age, I know. But if you're somewhat hazy on the details and want a solid summary the Wikipedia page titled "Impeachment... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (4/18/2020)
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
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