Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
But before we begin, I heard an excellent dad joke that I must share: did you hear that the CEO of IKEA was recently made Prime Minister of Sweden? They expect it will take him a week to put together his cabinet. One more for you. I was recently out playing Jeopardy-style trivia and the... Continue Reading →
...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
I understand this would be a civil suit but could there possibly be established precedent set by a penal code? They're really putting Bruce Jenner's main legacy on the chopping block. I know Bruce probably has a lot of negative feelings about this but he's probably better off is he just sucks it up and... Continue Reading →
Good fuckin' morning to ya! Today's song of the day is a little older (from 1990) but makes for some great listening. It's Meet In The Middle by Diamond Rio. I know I've posted on this subject before but I love the concept. According to legitimate-source, #REALnews Wikipedia, "rolling coal" is the practice of modifying... Continue Reading →