...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
I understand this would be a civil suit but could there possibly be established precedent set by a penal code? They're really putting Bruce Jenner's main legacy on the chopping block. I know Bruce probably has a lot of negative feelings about this but he's probably better off is he just sucks it up and... Continue Reading →
Good fuckin' morning to ya! Today's song of the day is a little older (from 1990) but makes for some great listening. It's Meet In The Middle by Diamond Rio. I know I've posted on this subject before but I love the concept. According to legitimate-source, #REALnews Wikipedia, "rolling coal" is the practice of modifying... Continue Reading →
Annyong! For my amateur theoretical physicists in the audience, here is a video on YouTube titled Space and Time into a Single Continuum that is well worth your spacetime. It does a great job of breaking down a complex and highly abstract theory into a more manageable explanation. It's 11 minutes long but something to... Continue Reading →
I struggled with this one. A lot. Two good hombres told me not to share the photo. I trust both people's judgment completely. Unfortunately, I feel like I have to share this with the world. Not to offend the woman, whose photograph I recently took at the airport, but because the resemblance is just too... Continue Reading →
Approximately five to six weeks ago, our firm won a new engagement: our client was/is a women owned business with a demanding (and absolutely baller) female CEO. Following the kickoff meeting, I was working my ass off for this chick. Well, a few days later, I was at home on my stairmaster, doing steps in... Continue Reading →