Have yourself a wonderful Saturday!
Come Awn Dawn Ta Appabeeeees!!!
Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
Awkward Moments (3/3/2022)
Nothing more than this little guy shared with me by and courtesy of the Meditative Mandarin.
Awkward Moments (2/17/2022)
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
Zuck is Such a Poop Stain
But first - have you guys and gals seen what “Meta” means in Hebrew? Not a great move for a company that has already lost its allure with the next generation. Then I came across the below and all I can say is that I absolutely love the internet.
Song of the Day (10/24/2021)
But before we begin, I heard an excellent dad joke that I must share: did you hear that the CEO of IKEA was recently made Prime Minister of Sweden? They expect it will take him a week to put together his cabinet. One more for you. I was recently out playing Jeopardy-style trivia and the... Continue Reading →
The Time I Carpet-Bombed Our Vacation Home’s Only Bog
...is happening right now! That's right, viewers. Just like the gimmicky shit cable television has recently served up with live on-air family sitcoms, I'm delivering you up-to-the-minute updates from our vacation home's sole latrine. Numerous adults. One shit can. Well, we made quesadillas this evening with homegrown jalapeños and the results are in: (Photo heavily... Continue Reading →
The Shadow Guest Post: Rosa Parks
The photo below was forwarded to me by The Shadow. This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Who Here Loves the new Peloton Commercial?
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
Bruce Jenner Should Sue
I understand this would be a civil suit but could there possibly be established precedent set by a penal code? They're really putting Bruce Jenner's main legacy on the chopping block. I know Bruce probably has a lot of negative feelings about this but he's probably better off is he just sucks it up and... Continue Reading →
Recent Comments