Awkward Moments (2/17/2022)

Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa “Alexa, play ‘sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'” only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone.  It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing.  Whoops.  So I left the room to take care of some personal business.

Eight minutes later and three pounds lighter, I walked back into the kitchen and started with “Wow.  My butt is a volcano of emotion right now.” only to hear the customer service representative ask “is that the same guy, ma’am?”

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