Epic, epic pick-me-up song today. Not sure if this is EDM or what but I have it on good authority that this song is amazing when you're f*cked up. It's Indian Summer by Jai Wolf. Now for some random photos from the last few days:
I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair. I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author. No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →
Here's a great article for all the boys and girls to read: Jamie Dimon’s Timely Warning: A CEO finally speaks up to tell the truth about the shared misery of socialism. By Andy Kessler Socialism is now woker than a two-for-one Che Guevara T-shirt sale, with Bernie Sanders leading the Democrats’ presidential primary polls and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dominating... Continue Reading →
Throw back Thursday! This is for the younger generation of listeners; it's Feel Good Drag by Anberlin. Now I have a lot of shit I'm going to throw at you today so let's see what sticks. Here's a website (https://web.archive.org/) where you can put in a URL and select a date and it'll show you... Continue Reading →
How pissed would you be if you were Polish and you found out that the U.S. military is building a base in your country named Fort Trump? How pissed would you be if you were Donald Trump and you found out your namesake military installation is in Poland? This beer is on fleek:
I rarely read The New York Times, but when I do, it's usually because it's blasting the impractical, self-involved, hypocritical mouthpieces on the far left. The best part from this entire article is Bernie's response: “I wrote a best-selling book,” he said. “If you write a best-selling book, you can be a millionaire, too.” HOW... Continue Reading →
...and they seem to be frightened by our runaway fiscal policy in 'Merica: Going back for more egg rolls tomorrow so I can get a hot tip on the outcome of the current trade negotiations.
When on work computers and setting up meeting invites, sometimes you need to figure out the number of days between today and a future date. Always double check your spelling before searching on google, lest you search "gays to date" on your work computer. The I.T. team learned a lot about me today. Now here's... Continue Reading →