There was an article recently about a woman getting arrested for stealing from a jewelry store. Apparently, she was hiding watches in her snatch and carrying them out in that state. No word on the brand of watch but Timex may make sense. Per their slogan in the fifties and sixties "it takes a licking... Continue Reading →
Happy 500th Post!
That's right! Musings and Malarkey not only turns 4 this month, but today we're celebrating our 500th post! However, today's posting is somewhat muted given some bad news in the world of sports: per Dick Pound, the olympics have been post-boned to 2021: I expect Dick is feeling pretty deflated about all of this and... Continue Reading →
The Shadow Guest Post: Rosa Parks
The photo below was forwarded to me by The Shadow. This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!
We’ve All Heard That Asian Women Have Sideways Vaginas…
So what does it sound like when a naked Asian slides down the banister? - The Shadow
Good Luck with Your Fantasy Football Drafts!
I always think of my gay friend who went to the NFL after playing college. He started off as a tight end and ended up a wide receiver. Unrelated: here's the greatest piece of swag I've ever seen from the lads of Top Gear / Grand Tour:
The Shadow: What Did the One Head Lice Say to the Other Head Lice?
"Are you new to this part?" Bonus: Why did the baker apply for the open job? Because he needed the dough.
Song of the Day (7/24/2019)
A couple of terrific license plates for your enjoyment. The first photo inspired today's song of the day, which is CFTC (Babysit Me) by R.S. Featuring L~Reece. And the second photo is below. I have nothing clever - just seems to be the French translation of "gay." You know what? Fuck it, I have so... Continue Reading →
The Shadow Guest Post: Noah and Woman Hitler
All, not so much a guest post today as it is me sharing with you some items The Shadow has recently brought to my attention: If you rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law," you get "Woman Hitler." Terrific article title: "Lawyers for Noah’s Ark Theme Park are Suing its Insurance Company for Rain Damage"... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (2/23/2019) and Input from The Shadow
Happy Saturday!!!! You're in for a real treat today - this is one of the greatest ballads of all time. Of. All. Time. Today's song of the day is Judgement Day by DragonForce. Perfect for cardio, lifting, dancing in the shower, and power banging. Get a signed consent before that last one. This song is going... Continue Reading →
The Shadow Guest Post: Bill Shakespeare Meets Rihanna
"Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law My services are bound. Wherefore should I Stand in the plague of custom, and permit The curiosity of nations to deprive me, For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base? … Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.... Continue Reading →
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