Two things. First, I’m fairly confident that I heard something hit the bathroom floor while I did it but I have yet to find any “material”. And two, my hemorrhoids were flapping around like a midair refueling fuel nozzle behind a KC-135. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Can I Get a Line Judge on This?
What do you think? Must I go home and get changed or can these get me through tonight, and perhaps even the better part of tomorrow? Also. Let me beat you to your next question. I’m mostly confident that the underwear were simply spun around and I don’t have an off-center butthole.
Things I’ve Done to my Wife’s Favorite Car (10/2/2025)
I’m starting a new thread today. Having many years of car stories saved up, it’s time I start sharing these. Let’s start with the relatively benign. We had Mexican food last weekend. Went to the restaurant with the family, although I drove separately. I had a very, very meaty dish and had lots of steak... Continue Reading →
Took a Nasty Shit the Other Day
It looked like someone shot an Australian Dirt Shirt out of a t-shirt cannon. Flushed it down and this thing was still trying to pull itself out of the bowl as it swirled away.
Saw a License Plate Today That Said “Lttle Wig”
Wouldn’t it be easier to just say Merkin?
“Adventurous”?
…adventurous? His customers walk across the street to eat a fucking hamburger. Adventurous? This isn’t Comet Ping Pong.
Trump. My Boy. Trump
How do I replace the Koolade with Orangeade?
The Gulf of America: We’re Making the Gulf Great Again
These are so good. But remember the old proverb: it’s not yours unless you’re drilling it.
Awkward Moments (6/2/2025)
I was at an intersection yesterday and coming from the other direction was a long line of cars waiting at the red light. The light turns green, the first car goes, and the second car is just sitting there with nothing but a green in front of it. After 12-15 seconds, multiple cars behind it... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/2/2025)
Jerrrryyy, HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!! Today’s song of the day is Time To Say Goodbye by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman. Eh, here’s another one for you! It’s Where Is The Dwarf by Dominik Witka. That’s it for today! Have a lovely evening.
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