Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Today's song of the day is a fun one. It's Mundian To Bach Ke by Panjabi MC. Solid stuff, right? Really, really catchy. In other non-news news, I found these two short historical documentaries on plantation life in the Southern U.S. interesting. You won't learn a whole lot but a fair amount of mid 20th... Continue Reading →
Before I begin, I’d just like to point out that Tim Apple initially autocorrected my title from “Dems” to “Fems”. Tim Fruit isn’t wrong. The big news of the day - other than 30 year fixed mortgages hitting an 11 year high - is Teflon Elon making a $(5)4.20 bid for soon-to-be Titter (nee Twitter).... Continue Reading →
Not sure if you guys and gals remember this from 2017 but a very brave and very courageous naval pilot drew a giant dong in the sky. Here’s an article on the matter from Popular Mechanics: The Legendary Saga of the Navy Sky Dong Concludes. That’s nice and all, but far more amusing is the... Continue Reading →
Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
I love this country.
It’s a thing. Don’t believe me? Google it. Alleged health benefits include increased libido, enhanced immune function, and improved circulation, among others. Obviously none of this is medically backed and if anything, the sun exposure on sensitive parts is highly risky but you’ll never know until you try it. In the meantime, here are some... Continue Reading →
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
Today is a sad day for Meatloaf fans around the world. You’ll wake up and he’s not going to be there, although that’s very much in tradition with the majority of his lyrics. The man is a legend and I have my fair share of Meatloaf stories, from exciting renditions of Paradise by the Dashboard... Continue Reading →
An hombre too mal to define shared this with me the other day. Takes me back to my days with my chums at university.
As you know, I spend zero time on social media and The Twitter. However, I randomly stumbled across the Twitter name “The Right to Bear Memes” and this bruh has some true gems. I made it roughly six weeks down the thread before losing interest but here are some of my favorites: Stay thirsty, mis... Continue Reading →
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