Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
No time to waste today - here is the first three sentences of Gaston Means' Wikipedia page: "Gaston Bullock Means (July 11, 1879 – December 12, 1938) was an American private detective, salesman, bootlegger, forger, swindler, murder suspect, blackmailer, and con artist. While not involved in the Teapot Dome scandal, Means was associated with other... Continue Reading →
Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time. Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation. As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →
To my bad hombres North, South, East, and West of the border: are you planning on decorating for the holidays? That's cute. In 'Merica, every day is a holiday. Which is why I highly recommend you purchase the following duvet so you have something in which you can curl up while reading your favorite copy... Continue Reading →
Mortal humans, do I have a gift for you! But before we dip our wicks into the bountiful fountain of American jingoism, I want you to fire up YouTube and enjoy the song of the day: Rise of the Chaos Wizards by Gloryhammer. Much like meatspin circa 2006, make sure to jack up your volumes... Continue Reading →
A very happy Veterans Day to the men, women, and service animals of the United States. What better way to celebrate their selfless public service than to woo the crowd with some Ronald Reagan. It's A Soldier's Pledge by President Ronald W. Reagan. Now, here's a message for Macron's frogs: For each and every retweet... Continue Reading →
The ghost of Reagan is needed in the North, South, East, and West. Reagan take our hand, and our foreign-originated social media accounts, and show us the way to the promised land. Reagan bless this mess we call a midterm and see through to it that the good guys win the day (I'm willing to... Continue Reading →
But first, some geographic trivia: Did you know that there's a Town of China in Maine? There's even a Village of South China in China, Maine. Wow, cool! Did you know there's also a City of Palestine, Texas? Wowsers! My fellow xBone/PS4 neckbeards will be equally thrilled to know that there's a City of Beardstown,... Continue Reading →
There is a surprising amount of publicly available information on the Central Intelligence Agency's past operations on Wikipedia! The basic premise of the organization as a whole is pursue American interests overseas, which was bound to lead to some moral gray areas. What is acceptable foreign actions, and what constitutes an obscene overstepping of moral... Continue Reading →
Naples vs. Palm Beach: A Tale of Two Towns. Are these two luxury communities really so different? You bet they are - and here's why. By Michael Korb. (2013) (Please note, this article is from 2013 so the home prices are very dated) When the whole east coast vs. west coast thing gets brought up in... Continue Reading →
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