House of the Day (12/5/2018)

Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time.  Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation.  As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (11/28/2018)

To my bad hombres North, South, East, and West of the border: are you planning on decorating for the holidays? That's cute. In 'Merica, every day is a holiday. Which is why I highly recommend you purchase the following duvet so you have something in which you can curl up while reading your favorite copy... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/15/2018)

Mortal humans, do I have a gift for you! But before we dip our wicks into the bountiful fountain of American jingoism, I want you to fire up YouTube and enjoy the song of the day: Rise of the Chaos Wizards by Gloryhammer. Much like meatspin circa 2006, make sure to jack up your volumes... Continue Reading →

Happy Veterans Day!

A very happy Veterans Day to the men, women, and service animals of the United States. What better way to celebrate their selfless public service than to woo the crowd with some Ronald Reagan. It's A Soldier's Pledge by President Ronald W. Reagan. Now, here's a message for Macron's frogs: For each and every retweet... Continue Reading →

LIGHT THE BEACONSSSS!!!

The ghost of Reagan is needed in the North, South, East, and West. Reagan take our hand, and our foreign-originated social media accounts, and show us the way to the promised land. Reagan bless this mess we call a midterm and see through to it that the good guys win the day (I'm willing to... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (11/6/2018)

But first, some geographic trivia: Did you know that there's a Town of China in Maine?  There's even a Village of South China in China, Maine.  Wow, cool!  Did you know there's also a City of Palestine, Texas?  Wowsers!  My fellow xBone/PS4 neckbeards will be equally thrilled to know that there's a City of Beardstown,... Continue Reading →

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