Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
Hi all! I know that many of you think of me as a closed minded, brutish modern day Neanderthal. You're not wrong. But I did achieve brief stardom among my more cosmopolitan hombres with this dish, including farmers market hot banana peppers and jalapeños that were an insanely inexpensive 8 for $1. It also included... Continue Reading →
Very interesting article from the WSJ. Don't believe I've re-posted this one yet: Spiders’ Legs Are Hydraulic Masterpieces: The compressed-fluid system that arachnids use to move their limbs has inspired scientists and engineers. By Helen Czerski I’ve recently started to hear tales of unwelcome houseguests. But instead of unwashed dishes and loud music, the complaints focus... Continue Reading →
Hi all! My apologies for the recent hiatus - I don't really have an excuse other than that I've been busy traveling, sleeping, and aggressively burping the worm. I've also been preoccupied contemplating finance's major ill: how via Mnuchin, Trump is about to grab the 30 year mortgage market by the Fannie. I've also been... Continue Reading →
Quick, hide your wallets! Tonight's debate promises to be entertaining, educatio, well, just entertaining. Be cautious if running into either of the following two individuals. While both of them should be considered dangerous and are willing to take their pound of flesh, only one is native to North America. Zing. Let me also remind my two... Continue Reading →
To the 7,400 (as of early morning 9/5/2019) Australian men, women, and children planning to attend the below BBQ, I want each of you to know that there will always be a light on and an open home for you in the United States. Although I unfortunately cannot make the date, I'll pour out a... Continue Reading →
and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair. I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author. No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →
OMFG, people. Today, I have the greatest song of all time for you. The song is That's The Way It Is by the Red Dead Redemption 2 Soundtrack. If you do anything for me, please, please listen to his song. I implore you from the greatest depths of my heart, listen to this song. The... Continue Reading →
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