and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair. I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author. No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →
OMFG, people. Today, I have the greatest song of all time for you. The song is That's The Way It Is by the Red Dead Redemption 2 Soundtrack. If you do anything for me, please, please listen to his song. I implore you from the greatest depths of my heart, listen to this song. The... Continue Reading →
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Today's song of the day isn't a ruse to get you watching the underlying movie but it is a solid tune. It's Dueling Banjos from the movie Deliverance. Family Guy did a knock-off in this 1 minute skit with Peter Griffin and Michael Moore. Well, I'm back to unclogging the toilet as a... Continue Reading →