Check these puppies out:
Best Christmas Ornaments. Maybe Ever!
Flamingos!
Who here loves flamingos? Isn't this just the cutest thing?
Song of the Day (9/7/2020)
First off, FUCK WordPress' new block editor. Does ANYONE disagree? Today's song of the day is a great little tune: it's When It Rains It Pours by Luke Combs. Give it a listen! In the meantime, check out this thug-nasty gar:
Puppy Love!
Anyone want to adopt one of these little guys or gals for $400? 8 weeks old and cute as can be!
Random Bidtits (5/21/2020)
Hi all! Some good random crap and useful resources in this. For some of these, I've been meaning to send for months. Let's begin: Who remembers the impeachment inquiry against Donny-T? It's been an age, I know. But if you're somewhat hazy on the details and want a solid summary the Wikipedia page titled "Impeachment... Continue Reading →
Freedom: Now Only $500,000 per Month
Hello, fellow freedom lovers! Today's message is an email I was forwarded from a bad hombre North of the Rio Muuuuucho Grande. If you like freedom and want to see it displayed over every hearth and continuous track tread, visit the Ox Ranch in Uvalde, Texas. Hello, Ox Ranch is currently open for business and... Continue Reading →
Joe Exotic 2024
I know that nearly all of you are now familiar with Joe Exotic and the majority of you have now watched Netflix's Tiger King in all its spectacular glory. I'm going to do something I've never done before and promote a TV show right here and right now. PLEASE do yourself the biggest favor possible... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (2/13/2020)
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
Trump’s NATO Mic Drop
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
Delicious Feast, World’s Hottest Peppers, and Puppy Love
Hi all! I know that many of you think of me as a closed minded, brutish modern day Neanderthal. You're not wrong. But I did achieve brief stardom among my more cosmopolitan hombres with this dish, including farmers market hot banana peppers and jalapeños that were an insanely inexpensive 8 for $1. It also included... Continue Reading →
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