But before we begin, here is a link to the WSJ House of the Day. Per the listing, “the Florida home of the late Edward Lowe, who is credited with inventing modern-day cat litter, is for sale asking $15 million.” Go to the fifth photo down – the photo of the Great Room with the taxidermy on the walls. There’s a dead bobcat on the top left. Bobcat. Dead. Inventor of modern-day cat litter. With a dead bobcat.
Now here are some tunes for your pleasure:
- The first is Wishful Drinking by Ingrid Andress. Her name says “no no” but her voice, F, T, and A say “yes yes”.
- The next is a throwback that makes me think of Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze every time is comes on. It’s Working for the Weekend by Loverboy. Sounds like the employees of Twitter 2.0 will be hearing this a lot from Elon.
- The next song is Patience by Guns N’ Roses. Sounds like the advertisers of Twitter 2.0 will be hearing this a lot from Elon.
- The last song is Stay by The Kid LAROI and Justin Bieber. Sounds like…fuck it, I have a crush on Biebs. Now you know.
Finally, did you know that Warheads has multiple lines of sour soda?
And the Ghost energy drinks also have a Warheads line:
Did anyone else’s mouth and tongue shudder upon seeing these?
They are indicating that the bobcat died because it didn’t have access to cat litter (dust)!