A very belated Merry Christmas to both of my readers (I love you, mom!) Today's song of the day is a true toe tapper: it's Burning Man by Dierks Bentley. Shit, this is a fantastic song. Today's second song of the day is a shout-out to my bitches in the bride squad: it's The Way... Continue Reading →
Word of the Day: Flibbertigibbet
As a noun, a flibbertigibbet is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as "a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person." Its origin is of late middle english and is likely imitative of idle chatter in its original form. Oh, need me to use the word in a sentence? Sure: "boy [or enter a non-binary gender... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Got Some New Socks
And for whatever reason, he hasn't posted a photo of them. So here you go: You'll never live up to Al Czervik - those are some big shoes to fill! Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada? ... Just aboot Why do people with foot fetishes never win? ... Because... Continue Reading →
What Do Mitt Romney and Yogi Organic Tea Have in Common?
More than you think! Who here remembers the Mitt campaign faux paux from the 2012 election? Remember when he said that 47% of voters are deadbeats dependent on government handouts? And it potentially cost him the presidency and certainly cost him political and social capital? Well, I'm calling out the liberal voters for their partisan... Continue Reading →
We’ve All Heard That Asian Women Have Sideways Vaginas…
So what does it sound like when a naked Asian slides down the banister? - The Shadow
Lloyd Blankfein, What a Pro
Nailed it, Lloyd. Also, his thought on the wealth tax is spot on:
Muff-Scented Incense and Lambo Zionism
I understand that many of you come to MaM for your source of unchecked jingoism and shallow political commentary and as such, today's Lamborghini paint job won't disappoint. But before we beat Jared Kushnir to eliminating conflict in the Middle East, I need you to check out this incense. Available from "Aroma Depot," you can... Continue Reading →
House of the Day (12/5/2019)
Okay, let me begin by saying that yes, the property is currently on the market for $12.95 million and I understand that not everyone can afford that but this is precisely why we created mortgages so you only need 20% as a down payment. ("It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost, ten dollars?"... Continue Reading →
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