As a noun, a flibbertigibbet is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as “a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person.” Its origin is of late middle english and is likely imitative of idle chatter in its original form. Oh, need me to use the word in a sentence? Sure: “boy [or enter a non-binary gender identifier here], that cast of obfuscating, self-serving talking heads on the debate stage sure sounds like a bunch of flibbertigibbets to me!” Okay, okay. Pete and Yang were absolutely terrific, as always. And I’m going to leave Warren-G, Bernie, and pedo-Tom alone for now.
BUT JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JUNIOR JUST PUT MaM, including our entire staff and back office support, ON BLAST. I knew the pro-Reagan stance of our editorial board would likely draw criticism but to see a presidential candidate of his caliber pause his campaign simply to go on the offensive against Musings and Malarkey is appalling:
Ooooohhh, Sleepy Joe. You know not what you’ve done. I’ll see you in Iowa come February. Oh, and I suggest you spend some time over the holidays practicing with pigs in a blanket, because come Iowa, well, I’ve got a state fair-sized corn dog with your name on it. Also, you may want to change the “E” on your bus because right now, you just look like a “jerk off” crisscrossing the countryside.
And for those of you who made it all the way down to the bottom of this post, here’s a tangentially-pertinent but still mostly irrelevant license plate for you: