It’s Fusilli Melania!

Some minor touch ups and BOOM!!!  The gold digger can't stop lifting shit.  She loves the yellow metal more than the orange man.  Hope everyone and their junk is staying cool in this heat.  To quote a pal, I may just stay home in front of the TV and get a fan on my dick.

And a New Player Enters the Arena

I'll see ya at the party, Mike Pence.  In America's breadbasket scoping out our next Republican Vice President candidate.  Fingers crossed Hillbeast selects Elizabeth Warren G so we can watch Pence slide his wet meat down that Thief's throat. If Indiana is America's breadbasket, would that make Michigan America's pita plate?

Random Bidtits (7/12/2016)

Alice Cooper has a song titled "Only Women Bleed."  New theme song for The Donald's campaign? Sometimes I wear shades when I'm outside walking solely so I can tear ass without making eye contact. I've found that most of life's obstacles can be solved simply by throwing more money or TP at the problem.

Happy Birthday, America

Bud America.  2 lb angus burgers.  Freedom fries.  Nothing ushers in Freedom's 240th birthday quite like a handsome white knight. Please have a wonderful Fourth of July and take some time to enjoy freedom, democracy, and the American experience.

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