Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
whatupwheremyWASPsattttttt?!?! Some quick and dirty today so let's get crackin': Ever wonder what doing acid/LSD is like? I wouldn't know. But what I can tell you is that this video titled "LSD Trip Simulation Replication" on YouTube 100% nails the visual experience. From what I hear. Have you ever wanted to spend an hour watching... Continue Reading →
And for whatever reason, he hasn't posted a photo of them. So here you go: You'll never live up to Al Czervik - those are some big shoes to fill! Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada? ... Just aboot Why do people with foot fetishes never win? ... Because... Continue Reading →
Pretty self-explanatory, no? Let's get right to it: Jimi Hendrix - "The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye, until we meet again": Profound, right? What beautiful and thoughtful words, until you realized he was writing a poem/song lyrics high as shit on... Continue Reading →
Reading year-end reviews of the state of music and best albums of the year is always a delight - here we get to see everything I like slandered by professionals who think your favorite band is garbage, which by extension makes you garbage. I read these every year, and every year I am endlessly annoyed,... Continue Reading →
I keep a running list of things I think are 1. interesting, 2. warrant further investigation, and 3. would make a compelling article someone else may find entertaining or educational. Most have a meatiness to it, a sort of weightiness that can sustain a few hundred words on its own while many others are nothing... Continue Reading →
Do you want to hear an extremely metal etymological story? I bet you do! You just read a series of words I am very comfortable have never been uttered before in the history of the world, and the subsequent story is suitable to its remarkable grandstanding. But first - a history lesson (what great story... Continue Reading →
This being the year 2018 of our Lord Ronald Reagan, we all must be outraged, constantly, about everything. The best part is being unable to tell if this outrage is sincere or just part of the endless charade everyone has to partake in as part of their digital existence as we all waste our finite... Continue Reading →
I bet you're one of those people who whines about how "I was promised flying cars in the future, yet all I have are square watermelons and multiple types of bottled water," which would make you WRONG because the flying car has been invented already! You have a visual in your head of what a... Continue Reading →
My relationship to the Bachelor has been pretty incredible. After shittalking a roommate for watching it, I became a devoted fan within three episodes. By the time the next season came around, I wrote the first contestant breakdown review. That was four years ago. The last three seasons, I have watched the first two episodes... Continue Reading →
No time to waste today - here is the first three sentences of Gaston Means' Wikipedia page: "Gaston Bullock Means (July 11, 1879 – December 12, 1938) was an American private detective, salesman, bootlegger, forger, swindler, murder suspect, blackmailer, and con artist. While not involved in the Teapot Dome scandal, Means was associated with other... Continue Reading →
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