Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
That's the "Pen is Mightier, Mr.Connery". Is anyone else concerned about the direction this country is headed? In a single trip to Florida (West SIIIIIIIIDE!!!) I came across two concerning developments, the first is a crossword from the Sarasota Airport: I'll take Whore Ads for $600, Trebek!...That's "who reads." And the second is the website... Continue Reading →
Pardon my stupidity, currently drunk at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport and killing time. Below is an epic article that Arch Stanton shared with me ~7 months ago. Finally reading it. Too drunk to fix formatting so fuck it. Long article but interesting. WEST CHESTER, Ohio—He swings the golf club like a right-hander, which he is,... Continue Reading →
Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Here's an amazing YouTube video (under 3 minutes long) that crosses AD with Star Wars. It's a trailer/background of Star Wars but delivered in the AD trailer format. Well worth your time. And here's a second YouTube video that's not quite as entertaining but still enlightening. It's a more academic... Continue Reading →
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!?!?!? It's time to embrace our/my inner cattiness and get judgy on people far more handsome than me! Let's ignore all the anti-bully campaigns and make fun of some people who decided to embarrass their parents in public on television instead of in private like the rest of us!... Continue Reading →
One of my life's biggest laments is that I am forced to trawl music blogs for good metal music. You see, none of my friends are cool enough to listen to the metal genre and save me from being forced to read idiots complain about music on their blogs. Today, this idiot is going to... Continue Reading →
Nothing but food today. Had this for breakfast today: Tomatoes, avocados, feta, salt, and pepper. So. Damn. Good. Also, came across this photo: Disgusting.
Taken from her LinkedIn profile. I've spent the better part of the last week trying to determine if 1) this woman's hair was blown up to 3x its natural size or if 2) this woman's head was shrunken down to a pin. Is there a camera filter that reduces flesh but leaves inanimate objects unadulterated?... Continue Reading →
All, here is a link to the article for what is a positively beautiful machine. David Lee most definitely has got a Glock in his ‘rari (17 shots, no .38). Also, check out the new Rolls Royce SUV when you have a moment - this video with Torsten Muller-Otvos is terrific. 'Rari article below: David Lee,... Continue Reading →
If you happened to have missed the latest edition of the New York Post, which as red-blooded patriots, I am sure you did in favor of a more reputable publication, the Wall Street Journal or the Weekly World News, you missed a report of citizens grasping liberty from the jaws of governmental overreach (https://nypost.com/2018/04/28/snooty-dog-owners-hijacked-nyc-park-for-private-kennel-club/). To... Continue Reading →
Was on the road last week and walked through one gas station that had two Arrested Development references: The first: The second:
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