I’ll Take the Penis Mightier for $400, Trebek

That's the "Pen is Mightier, Mr.Connery". Is anyone else concerned about the direction this country is headed? In a single trip to Florida (West SIIIIIIIIDE!!!) I came across two concerning developments, the first is a crossword from the Sarasota Airport: I'll take Whore Ads for $600, Trebek!...That's "who reads." And the second is the website... Continue Reading →

Article: John Boehner Unchained

Pardon my stupidity, currently drunk at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport and killing time.  Below is an epic article that Arch Stanton shared with me ~7 months ago.  Finally reading it.  Too drunk to fix formatting so fuck it.  Long article but interesting. WEST CHESTER, Ohio—He swings the golf club like a right-hander, which he is,... Continue Reading →

Arrested Development: Speaking of Settling…

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Here's an amazing YouTube video (under 3 minutes long) that crosses AD with Star Wars. It's a trailer/background of Star Wars but delivered in the AD trailer format. Well worth your time. And here's a second YouTube video that's not quite as entertaining but still enlightening. It's a more academic... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Posting: BACHELORETTE CAST 2018

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!?!?!? It's time to embrace our/my inner cattiness and get judgy on people far more handsome than me! Let's ignore all the anti-bully campaigns and make fun of some people who decided to embarrass their parents in public on television instead of in private like the rest of us!... Continue Reading →

BIG Hair, Don’t Care!

Taken from her LinkedIn profile. I've spent the better part of the last week trying to determine if 1) this woman's hair was blown up to 3x its natural size or if 2) this woman's head was shrunken down to a pin. Is there a camera filter that reduces flesh but leaves inanimate objects unadulterated?... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Brave Citizens Clash Against the Bloated Bureaucracy

If you happened to have missed the latest edition of the New York Post, which as red-blooded patriots, I am sure you did in favor of a more reputable publication, the Wall Street Journal or the Weekly World News, you missed a report of citizens grasping liberty from the jaws of governmental overreach (https://nypost.com/2018/04/28/snooty-dog-owners-hijacked-nyc-park-for-private-kennel-club/). To... Continue Reading →

Powered by WordPress.com.

Up ↑