I’ll Take the Penis Mightier for $400, Trebek

That’s the “Pen is Mightier, Mr.Connery”. Is anyone else concerned about the direction this country is headed? In a single trip to Florida (West SIIIIIIIIDE!!!) I came across two concerning developments, the first is a crossword from the Sarasota Airport:

I’ll take Whore Ads for $600, Trebek!…That’s “who reads.” And the second is the website for the Sarasota County Area Transportation service.

I shit you not. What you’re reading is the actual bus service website, not a yelp review for the public transit. Although, I think we can all agree that as far as SCAT holidays go, Labor Day is up there. THE POWER OF CAPITAL COMPELS YOU!!!

A bad hombre also sent me the following which I’m obligated to include on this blog:

#Feminism