Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Stop the presses. SHUT DOWN THE MACHIIIIIIINES!!!! What the fuck just happened and how is this now news? Fortunately, your author and Individual Liberties Justice Warrior is here to clear the air. Let me explain something very fucking clearly for you SJWs. Put down your pastel-colored knitted scarves and shake off your fair trade hemp... Continue Reading →
HEAR YE, HEAR YE. My body and mind grow weak with the boatload of politically correct rainbows and unicorns shit to which we've been subjected for too long. Today, I announce that I'll be the first rat down the anchor line. To quote Rooster Cogburn, "I bow out." I guess there's nothing left to do... Continue Reading →
I am sure you know someone in your life who is an idiot - not just a standard, run-of-the-mill idiot, but a truly world-class idiot who things just magically work out for regardless of their ineptitude. Oh, did you go to class and take notes and study and take practice exams, while this person showed... Continue Reading →
Salaam and good evening to you. I'm gonna pull on your coat with a good one today - it's Ramblin' Man by The Allman Brothers Band. Super catchy. Now, some delicious food and disgusting drink to whet your whistle: I tried the pizza chips...they tasted like pizza. Still waiting to dive into the jalapeño pooper... Continue Reading →
In June of 1940, Nazi Germany was kicking about Europe, just being a real group of assholes, as they were wont to do. As big a group of assholes they were, they had not yet evolved into their final asshole form - they were still the Charmeleon to the Charizard of terrible they would soon... Continue Reading →
As we sit delicately on the precipice of World War III with North Korea while our Cheeto-dusted Commander in Chief pouts and yells at the North Korean Rocket Boy, let's revisit an oft-forgotten incident that had the White House convinced World War III was about to break out in 1976 between American and South Korean... Continue Reading →
DID YOU KNOW THE ILLUMINATI CONTROLS THE MEDIA AND THE PRESIDENCY AND CONGRESS AND JAY-Z AND BEYONCE? It seems unbelievable, but that's only because its so real. But seriously - why is this a thing? Why do you see an eye in a pyramid and think 'Illuminati!'? How is this so well known that Taco... Continue Reading →
But I'd rather just get into VIX.
What up, WordPress! Today's song of the day is Bringin' on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard. Epic. I have some random crap to share with you today so sit back, unbutton your fly, and let it all hang out as I serenade you with my rap. Typing is going VERY fast as this is only the second... Continue Reading →
I keep a list of interesting tidbits I pick up from being EXTREMELY ONLINE all day for later editions of this format that no one but myself appreciates. I was trying to find a good one for today, when I noticed a good chunk of these are pretty straightforward, and there's not much of a... Continue Reading →
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