Arch Stanton Guest Post: The Bachelor 2019

My relationship to the Bachelor has been pretty incredible. After shittalking a roommate for watching it, I became a devoted fan within three episodes. By the time the next season came around, I wrote the first contestant breakdown review. That was four years ago. The last three seasons, I have watched the first two episodes... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (12/12/2018)

Quick post today because I'm outside and freezing my baguettes off. Today's song of the day is Peace by OAR. Now an amusing product from amazon: And something for Arch Stanton, whose high score at the Walmart Big Buck Hunter will never compare to mine. Check out this buck: How do you like them apples,... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Spite Houses

You've heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others' nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about - I'll never know because I'm a Millennial and I'll be renting forever! - and eventually resort to planting or cutting down trees just to be an asshole to their neighbor. That's... Continue Reading →

Happy Hanukkah

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →

House of the Day (12/5/2018)

Okay, so I actually have four houses of the day but each is worthy of your time.  Before I begin, I NEED this readership to know that there is a real-life "Cowboys & Indians" magazine currently in circulation.  As many of you know, I am the legitimate love-child of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, so... Continue Reading →

Article: The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple

Here's an article on The Curse of the Honeycrisp Apple: Everyone’s favorite apple is leaving Northeastern orchards out on a limb. (DD interjection: FUCK New England and their self-serving, phony baloney altruism - they're FAKE NEWS!  Constantly pettifogging about when it comes to which university someone attended / someone's daddy bought.  As if!  Am I... Continue Reading →

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