Doctor. Jill. Biden. Let that sink in for a minute. Doctor Jill Biden. What does that mean to you? Below is her bio from the White House website: The gall. Not only is she not a real doctor, she’s not a real doctor: from the website, “in 2007, she received a Doctor of Education (Ed.D.)... Continue Reading →
Pour one out for homegirl Ellen. Also, Dave Chappelle if you’re reading this, please do your full act at the next Duke Ellington School of the Arts school-wide assembly. You owe it to these little brats.
Today’s song of the day comes to us from The Shadow. I really do love this song and expect you will as well. It’s See The World by Brett Dennen. Seriously, give this one a listen - it has universal appeal for the every-man and every-woman. Probably one of the best songs I’ve heard in... Continue Reading →
First things first. I have no clue how my asshole isn't bleeding today. I've gone through at least a dogwood tree of pulp while aggressively abrading my sphincter ani externus with every last pinched square but still, my anus fights fate. Back to the music. Today’s song of the day is Tonight is the Night... Continue Reading →
An hombre muy muy mal shared a great short video with me today. I’m not a big Reddit person but this is too good not to share and my fellow spaghetti western enthusiasts will agree. I know this is also my third post on a sensitive matter but I figure hey, Kyle went for the... Continue Reading →
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
Here’s a throwback to the nineties - please overlook the fact that it was released in Y2K - and I’m really digging this jam. It’s Crazy For This Girl by Evan and Jaron. Enjoy it! And with that, I’m off to invest in an elastane banana hammock. No Shave November 2020 was a warm one for... Continue Reading →