Name for a Girl or a Body Part?

Annyong!  As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend:

  • Lenis
  • Pooja
  • Mangena
  • Rim
  • Lesbia
  • Sexburgis
  • Oralee
  • Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the “Food” category)

How many awkward moments have these caused?  Can’t you just imagine the delivery nurse looking at the birth certificate and saying “um, sorry, this is the section for the first name and not the gender or sexual orientation.”

My apologies if I offended any of my reader(s?).  To channel Mel Brooks, I am headstrong and cocksure.  Or is it the other way around?

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