Why not, it worked in Blazing Saddles! Okay, here's one that's even stranger: A Jewish televangelist?!? Why not, it worked for Bernie 2016!
A Black Sheriff?!?
Song of the Day (5/30/2019)
Good fuckin' morning to ya! Today's song of the day is a little older (from 1990) but makes for some great listening. It's Meet In The Middle by Diamond Rio. I know I've posted on this subject before but I love the concept. According to legitimate-source, #REALnews Wikipedia, "rolling coal" is the practice of modifying... Continue Reading →
Article: Successful Demonstration of Breakthrough Blown-air Flight Technologies to Revolutionize Future Aircraft Design
Some of you may know that while I'm not acting like an irreverent misogynistic pig, I'm something of an amateur mechanical engineer (James Damore was right). As such, here's an interesting article from sUAS News: Successful Demonstration of Breakthrough Blown-air Flight Technologies to Revolutionize Future Aircraft Design - May 2, 2019 For the first time... Continue Reading →
#MeToo Memorial Day Edition
This doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day but I discovered a gross injustice on this special day. I challenge all of you to go home and ask your Alexa "what's the average penis size" and she'll be more than happy to provide an informed, detailed answer. Then, ask Alexa "how deep is the... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (5/26/2019)
Hope everyone is having an enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. Today's song of the day is a throwback to the groovy days of yesteryear. It's December, 1963 by The Four Seasons. Given that my food related posts seem to garner the most positive responses, below is the delicious sandwich I made earlier this week while at... Continue Reading →
Anyone Else Notice That When Sheryl Sandberg Leaned In…
The entire company went sideways? After partnering with Morgan Stanley as lead-left, she really put her weight behind the IPO and ended up eating stock. SAD. "I don't know why she'd have any trouble, a piano could stand on those legs." - Lucille Bluth (Double shoutout to those who really know the show: SAD is... Continue Reading →
Article: Bernie and AOC Are a Credit Risk
Here's a terrific OpEd piece from the WSJ: Bernie and AOC Are a Credit Risk: They would cap interest at 15%, while letting the Post Office write loans. By The Editorial Board Congress’s two loudest socialists are teaming up to take on credit-card companies—while applying their familiar analytical skills to the economics. Sen. Bernie Sanders... Continue Reading →
Did You Hear the One About the Man with Five Penises?
His pants fit like a glove. I just want everyone to note that this is my first penis joke in an age. It's literally been weeks since I last referenced my bunker buster.
House of the Day (5/21/2019)
This house comes to use from a WSJ article titled "A Restaurateur's Napa Valley Escape." It's in St. Helena, California (just North of Napa) and is on the market for $8.0 million. Absolutely love this one:
Article: Differences Between Superchargers And Turbochargers
As y'all (how'd that word choice go over? Not cute or clever? Noted.) know, I have a varied base of interests ranging from Ronald Reagan to John Wayne. Somewhere in between those two is the recreational sport of motoring. You may laugh, but I was a mechanical engineer in another life and the mechanics of... Continue Reading →
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