This doesn’t have anything to do with Memorial Day but I discovered a gross injustice on this special day.
I challenge all of you to go home and ask your Alexa “what’s the average penis size” and she’ll be more than happy to provide an informed, detailed answer. Then, ask Alexa “how deep is the average vagina” and she’ll respond with “I’d rather not answer that.” #FuckingMeToo.
I’m so tired of carrying the [insert adjective] man’s burden. #CheckYourBurden