I've probably used this one before but it's EFFING INCREDIBLE. Today's song of the day is Goodbye to You by Scandal. Reagan wills it.
Chris Brown for City Controller
Screw local politics, if it's fortune and fame he wants, he needs to get back to his roots, serving up big hits. I feel for the candidate running against him. Brown, more than anyone else, is well versed in bare knuckle politics. In politics as in life, one can even be subject to bruising victories.... Continue Reading →
A Question for the Ladies
So the other night, I couldn't sleep and was awake in the wee hours, flipping through photos on Google Images of definitely lingerie models and definitely not looking at amateur porn. I have a thing for matching, pitch-black bras and undies and this photo definitely proves it. Anyway, I came across the photo below. If... Continue Reading →
Good Luck with Your Fantasy Football Drafts!
I always think of my gay friend who went to the NFL after playing college. He started off as a tight end and ended up a wide receiver. Unrelated: here's the greatest piece of swag I've ever seen from the lads of Top Gear / Grand Tour:
Automatic Cancellation of Student Debt for Disabled Vets?
Well this won’t have any unintended consequences...
What Would it Look Like if Sam Elliott’s Upper Lip Was Giving Birth to Lucy Liu’s Love Child?
For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:
Frolf and Peace Pieces
I begin today's lazy post with an article from the WSJ titled "A Chef’s Recipe For Staying Fit: Hurling a Disc Through the Air." The article in about frolf (i.e., frisbee golf or disc golf) and how chef, restaurateur, and TV show host Andrew Zimmern uses it to stay thin. If you're not already familiar... Continue Reading →
Pickles Playing Pickleball
Annyong! I'm in search of the impossible. Below is a pair of Nantucket reds with an embroidered pattern of crickets playing cricket and squash playing squash (currently $40 at Macy's). While I absolutely love these, I'm in hot pursuit of some Nantucket reds with pickles playing pickleball. I'm going to guess that Polo's Chief Design... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (8/11/2019)
Okay, we all know I've been dropping some real drivel on this puppy as of late. However, with today's song of the day, I'm going to turn your world upside down. I expect you'll be thinking "you know, DD, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like... Continue Reading →
I Have the Heart of a Lion…
and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
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