Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
And now something for my alcoholic dog lovers and alcoholic dogs (you know who you are, Irish setters): Today’s song of the day is Rocket Man by Elton John. I dedicate this to Kim Jung UNOOOOOO!!!!
Who among you shares my hesitation when it comes to drinking a soda with a label that is cousin to "swamp ass?" What’s worse, the logo for the swamp ass soda is a pair of nuts. I think it’s high time that the purveyors of swamp-ass, (praline) nut-cream soda pack it up and retool, per... Continue Reading →
Throw him in the main stream. Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days! And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations: Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch... Continue Reading →
...and some snatch. First Donny-T and then this...didn’t Bernie warn us about the billionaire class? Count it. With the media and celebrities viciously attacking Handsy Weinstein, I ask you this: who’s the real victim here? Of course I’m joking. But, is it really workplace sexual harassment if one participant is more senior than the other?... Continue Reading →
AAAAAYYYYYYY-OOOH!!! This morning, someone brought the following article to my attention: He mentioned that the fire chief and his men were pulling straws to see who could go fight the fire. I can imagine the firefighters now. No, in all fairness, these pot wildfires are no laughing matter and the men and women going in... Continue Reading →
You’re just 10mg of addy away from that vFINAL! Also, this two minute video (Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbor) should be required reading for all boys and girls entering the multi family housing world. What shouldn’t be required reading, yet was required for a roommate back in my colleeeeege years: Brought to you by the labor movement.... Continue Reading →
Ah, October 10th. Happy ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch. Today’s song of the day is Rack City by Tyga. Shout out to Mr. Rose. However, after two hours of slamming my clam hammer balls deep into an industry overview, I realized that today’s song of the day has to be Back Dat... Continue Reading →
If you haven’t seen it, Donald Trump took precious moments away from his 2020 campaign to shower Puerto Ricans with American generosity. Nothing says “White America is here to help you” like mushroom tipping a bunch of Puerto Rican Oompa Loompas in the face with the Brawny Man. Who cares about delivering internet and power,... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
But before I dive in head first (like Pete Rose), if you received the “Random Bidtits (10/4/2017)” email but didn’t read the post online, you’re missing out on a final paragraph following the photo of the porn stars (how many blogs can begin with this). Posted that mofo before it was finished. As for the... Continue Reading →
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