Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
For a mere $275, you can have this John Wayne limited edition, gold plated decanter with 750ml of whiskey that originally came with it. That means the bottle is still unopened with original contents inside. Brand: Mike Wayne distilling Bottled in Bardstown, Kentucky. The Decanter is 22 carat gold plated ceramic. Approximately 18.5in x 6.25in... Continue Reading →
Hi all! I know that many of you think of me as a closed minded, brutish modern day Neanderthal. You're not wrong. But I did achieve brief stardom among my more cosmopolitan hombres with this dish, including farmers market hot banana peppers and jalapeños that were an insanely inexpensive 8 for $1. It also included... Continue Reading →
Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites. And I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good on the current version of Halo today. Emperor Conzor, this one's for you. It's Danke... Continue Reading →
Absolutely love that he's wearing a "MATH" pledge pin on his uniform: Who here remembers when Sarah Palin wore a "Home Ec" pin? No? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Happy Monday, mon frére. That means brother in French. I don't know why I know that - I took four years of Spanish! (- GOB Bluth) I'd like to dedicate today's TWO songs of the day to a very special hermano out on the Left coast. He'll immediately recognize it and know who he is... Continue Reading →
Here here! Today's song of the day goes out to a very special boy in Missouri - a state tied with Tennessee for the most bordered states at eight. This hombre and his cartoon trouser mutt has in the recent past been the Elwood to my Jake. Today's song of the day is Everybody Needs... Continue Reading →
Very interesting article from the WSJ. Don't believe I've re-posted this one yet: Spiders’ Legs Are Hydraulic Masterpieces: The compressed-fluid system that arachnids use to move their limbs has inspired scientists and engineers. By Helen Czerski I’ve recently started to hear tales of unwelcome houseguests. But instead of unwashed dishes and loud music, the complaints focus... Continue Reading →
But before we get to the song of the day, have any of you ever motorboated a girl so hard that you poked your eye on the nipple? Breasts are violence. Women are violence. Another quick question: have you ever had those muggy summer days when you walk back from work, get home, and refuse... Continue Reading →
Great name. Great clan name. And great photo. Still, I positively bent this guy over the barrel in some Halo 1. Trash. When I finally pen my magnum opus, I'll have an entire section titled "Prisoner" with individual chapters titled "Invisibility," "Rockets," and "Overshield." In that order. Yeah, I'm that good at Halo 1. Now,... Continue Reading →
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