Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Want to cook and gorge your loneliness away during these quarantine times? Check this out: you need a beef tenderloin / filet mignon from your local meat market (no, the other one) as well as Pepperidge Farms (remembers) puff pastry. The mush is called mushroom duxelles and includes... Continue Reading →
Mother Mary was a Virgin
#believeallwomen
RIP Ennio Morricone and Song of the Day (7/6/2020)
We lost a great composer today. Ennio, born in Rome on November 10, 1928, passed away. As such today's songs of the day are For A Few Dollars More, The Ecstasy Of Gold, and The Trio by the man himself. From what I hear and not at all from personal experience, if you're on magic... Continue Reading →
Halo Humping
Someone shared this with me. Too good. Definitely something I've done.
Happy Birthday, America
I owe you BIG TIME!!! Reagan bless this land.
Jackbooted United Flight Attendants Needed
Where are the United flight crew and aviation security officers when you need them?
Global. Administrative. Assistant.
Let that sink in for a moment. Global. Administrative. Assistant. Say it a few times, first in your head and then out loud. Roll it around on your tongue for a minute. How does that make you feel? Sort of queasy? BOOM! I have the PERFECT solution for runaway higher education costs in this country:... Continue Reading →
Keto-Friendly Quesadilla
¡Hola, amigos y hombres muy, muy mal! ...okay that's all I have in me. Today's post is a scrumptious, keto-friendly meal: Low-carb tortillas, chicken breast, mozzarella, goat cheese, sour cream, giardiniera, Himalayan salt, cracked pepper, all cooked on a cast iron skillet...BABY, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN'! Eat this quesadilla and you'll easily get over... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (7/1/2020)
Hi team! Hope everyone is doing just swell. Today is a collection of random stuff you'll find amusing, insightful, and/or offensive to your delicate sensibilities. Let us begin: You likely know that "three sheets to the wind" means to be inebriated. You also probably know this but in case you don't, here's the background per... Continue Reading →
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