And this is the most incredible piece of advice:
The Seattle Sky Penis
Not sure if you guys and gals remember this from 2017 but a very brave and very courageous naval pilot drew a giant dong in the sky. Here’s an article on the matter from Popular Mechanics: The Legendary Saga of the Navy Sky Dong Concludes. That’s nice and all, but far more amusing is the... Continue Reading →
Black Bears Are Smart!
Not much today other than a collection of short videos from YouTube on the topic of intelligent bears breaking into cars, sliding glass doors, and house doors. Bear Breaks in Cabin After Knocking Down the Door Bear Opens Car Door by Itself Bear breaks into house, opens fridge as homeowners are asleep Bear Tries to... Continue Reading →
EV Autos and Emissions
Disclosure: I do NOT own any Tesla, thank Reagan. Second Disclose: Cathie Wood is a two-bit assclown. Annyong. I'm ripping this from someone's post on LinkedIn so if the facts are wrong, don't blame me. Obviously, the future is green energy at the source and we're slowly pushing in that direction and even if it's... Continue Reading →
Come Awn Dawn Ta Appabeeeees!!!
Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
My Lucky Number!
Wondering how long it will take me to get the rest of the single digits and have a full set of 10. Worth starting a new category on MaM for this? Maybe I could pursue the alphabet after that? Talk about alphabet soup…
Please Tell Me This is a Town in Massachusetts
Haven’t opened it yet but I’m really hoping this is the aged fromunda cheese I ordered.
Song of the Day (3/12/2022)
Hey, all you mal hombres y chicos. Let’s do two songs today. The first is Bawitdaba by Kid Rock. You might not like Kid Rock - perhaps it’s because he’s a hopeless assclown - but the song is just lovely. The second song of the day is Starting Over by Chris Stapleton. Give ‘er a... Continue Reading →
I Just Discovered That Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Aren’t The Same Person
No joke. I don’t know if I thought their distinct names were aliases or what but I definitely thought it was just one girl until today. After all, the disillusioned dilettante can’t be all knowing on all things. Separately, run out to your neighborhood bodega and try this pizza. Come for the nostalgia, stay for... Continue Reading →
So Am I!