Here is the article from Garden Collage magazine. There is a pervasive image of Los Angeles– one can easily imagine the top down on a stylish convertible as it drives down a perfectly manicured road, loud music, palm trees rising on either side like the icons of a bygone age. It is an image that... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/26/2018)
Today's song of the day is Ball and Chain by Social Distortion. I'd love to give a shoutout to the 1990s but this little doozy was released in 1990 - crazy to have come out so early in the decade given it's squarely a 1990s feel. Staying on the topic of balls and social distortions:... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Teen Vogue Takes On “Capitalism”
Earlier this week I stumbled across a primer on "capitalism" by beacon of critical economic journalism, the Wall Street Journal...the Economist...Teen Vogue (https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is). Yes, Teen Vogue is now branching out from "Cardi B's Fashion Nova Collection", "5 Hottest Prom Trends", "Beginner's Guide to Coachella", and "Your Weekly Horoscope" (I swear these are all currently on... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Most Incomprehensible Features by Rappers on Pop Songs
Following our last post that somehow featured two astonishingly bizarre feature tracks by respected hip hop artists on tracks to be featured on songs with music videos for middle school boys to masturbate to on TRL, I remain hinged on this odd subtopic of modern music. Which coked-out music producer thought these combinations were what... Continue Reading →
Article: Alzheimer’s Disease Is Completely Reversed By Removing Just One Enzyme In New Study
Article link is here. See below for the article: An experimental treatment completely reversed Alzheimer’s disease in mice by reducing the levels of a single enzyme in the animals' brains. The results further bolster the theory that amyloid plaques are at the root of this mysterious brain disease, and that addressing these plaques could lead... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (4/18/2018)
Great, now I'm stuck with the vegetarian options when flying United. Speaking of unconventional kitchen work, check out this awesome kitchen tile: Also, did you know that Taco Bell offers its hot sauce at grocery stores?!? One more food item: Keep it real, hombres.
Song of the Day (4/16/2018)
We begin with a snippet from a Bloomberg article: In memory of Back Page, which I must admit, I never actually visited until seized by the federalis, todays song of the day is Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z. Candidly, the song sucks and the artist is even worse but I have to pay homage to pimpin... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Mark Zuckerberg vs. Congress
As I am sure you are aware, America's vengeful nerd king faced off against a board of Senators who we were very pleased were able to avoid asking about "how to download the wifi" or to explain what memes were. The purpose of this hearing was... to, ahh... well, it was never made abundantly clear.... Continue Reading →
Most Obnoxious LinkedIn Profile. Ever.
So glad we have what he goes by for his middle name. First and only? Really? Game changer? Really? There's too much to dissect here. Think tank leader?!? Bowling Green State University. YOU WENT TO BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY. NOT NORTHWESTERN. NOT HARVARD. NOT CORNELL. FUCKING. BOWLING. GREEN. STATE. I want everyone to message and... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Posting: Fictional Women I Have Had A Crush On
As a child raised on television and pop culture, unlike dear Disillusioned Dilettante who was raised by CNBC and folk tales of Reagan in his Hollywood days, I have, at various points in time, developed romantic feelings for fictional characters. Don't act like this is weird. Don't act like you can't relate. Don't repress those... Continue Reading →
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