Innocent or not guilty?
We Discussed Kavanaugh’s Fruit Basket, Literally Yesterday…
...and then today he goes and posts this, his calendar from July 1982: Did...did Brett Kavanaugh name his dong? And at the senate hearing, will Dr. Strawberry stand up or do we need to pump the young coed court reporter full of malt liquor to get his attention?
Song of the Day (9/25/2018)
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM! Musings and Malarkey has taught me a lot about life and human nature. In fact, I’m learning the same lessons Trump learned two years ago. The worse you are as a person / more irreverent and offensive you are, the more people want to follow you. This is asinine. I’m doing everything... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/24/2018)
You know who I really respect? American-born English speakers who can also speak elementary Spanish, and insist on doing so in a public venue whenever possible. Such courage. Such grace! Today's song of the day is Against the Wind by Bob Seger. Enjoy it! Today's word of the day is "kurtosis." It's the sharpness of... Continue Reading →
Awkward Moments (9/20/2018)
Ooooooohhhh. Awkward. That's it for today! Stay in drugs, don't do school.
Song of the Day (9/20/2018)
Reagan, and happy (almost) Friday to you! Recently, certain members of this readership have complained that the face of this blog is changing. Well, I'm here to tell you that as long as this blog has a face, this readership has somewhere to sit and read. Let that soak in. I do apologize for the... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Kim Jong Il’s Titles, Ranked
Everyone knows North Korea's leaders (Kim Il-song, Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un) have an array of special titles, but they have more than you'd think. Like, WAY more. Many are simple modifiers on a title, whether normal or imagined. North Korean media is required to use one of these when addressing their leader in a... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 20 of Today I Learned – Michael Malloy
I attended grad school about an hour away from my undergraduate college at the same time my brother was finishing his undergrad degree there. One Alumni Weekend, a friend flew in and encouraged me to make the drive to see each as we no longer lived across the street from each other. I drove in... Continue Reading →
Elon for the W
I couldn't be more thrilled with this guy. Three years ago, I strongly disliked him. Fast forward to 2018 and this guy is both a personal hero and officially the real life Tony Stark. Here is an amazing series-of-photos meme from the internets: And another great photo: And to think, last weekend I stumbled across... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/7/2018)
But before I begin, this: Yes, China's richest man and eternally adorable Mogwai, Gizmo could leave Alibaba in the near future. For the sake of keeping Geofredo Bezos busy and honest, hope that doesn't happen. I side with Alibaba - we need to keep Amazon's American imperialist aggressors at bay. The song of the day.... Continue Reading →