History is littered with an array of battles and wars that seem impossibly stupid - the Pig War between the United States and the United Kingdom, the Australian Emu War, the War of Jenkin's Ear between Britain and Spain, the Fourth Crusade where Christian crusaders sacked their own cities, the Battle of New Orleans between... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 9 in Today I Learned – the Finland Conspiracy
Do you ever get tired of the same old conspiracy theories? I think people just got tired of trying to convince normal people we never landed on the moon or that 9/11 was an inside job, and that's how we ended up with a new brand of asshole who thinks the earth is flat. Personally,... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 8 in Today I Learned – Phantom Time Hypothesis
Do you ever get pangs of regret? After many posts here, I sure do, be it embarrassing anecdotes that could have gone without being shared or the gratuitous typos or grammatical errors. Just come to embrace the fact I will never do anything to fix the latter and will ignorantly continue to subject myself to... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (6/25/2018)
Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 7 of Today I Learned – Aleister Crowley
Aleister Crowley is another one of these historical figures who's brief biography always lists an array of bullshit before getting to the thing everyone knows them for. Mr Crowley was identified as a mountaineer, a poet, a theologian, a spy, a traitor to the British people, a sex addict, a drug experimenter, a magician and,... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 2 of Today I Learned – Exotic Pet Amnesty Day
HEAR YE, HEAR YE: This is an old post from Arch Stanton that I forgot to post. Slightly out of order. And here, we, go: Did you know Florida has an "Exotic Pet Amnesty Day" program? WELL YOU DO NOW, AND GUESS WHAT, WE'RE DIVING INTO IT. So I recently learned Florida has the most... Continue Reading →
The Patek Philippe Sky Moon Tourbillon and Hublot MP-05 LaFerrari
Catching yourself ogling other mens' larger-than-life pieces? Wishing you were holding their faces in your loving embrace? Then you'll appreciate these two gorgeous watches from our Swiss friends in...Switzerland! But first, what do you call a grandfather clock? An old timer. Why did the scientist drop the watch into his flask? He was looking for... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Controversial Opinions
- The nine best Queen songs are better than the five best songs of any other band in history ("Bohemian Rhapsody", "Save Me", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love", "We Are the Champions", "Fat Bottomed Girls", "Somebody to Love", "Another Bites the Dust" and "Killer Queen"). These can be swapped out for... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Albums I Listened to Too Much in High School Presented for Your Judgment
Coheed and Cambria - "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3": If you are unfamiliar with Coheed and Cambria... well, I'm sorry you have lived such an unfulfilled life. But the good news is that now is the time to change that! Coheed and Cambria is hard to classify by genre -- they were a square... Continue Reading →
Little Rocket Man Historical Background and Apparel
Here's a video on YouTube titled How the Kim Dynasty Took Over North Korea. It's six minutes long and from the History Channel so it's actually informative and legitimate. Separately, for your viewing pleasure: Made in China.
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