Random Bidtits (12/29/2018)

HO, HO, HOOO, Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a pleasant holiday with family and friends. I'm writing to you from the cozy confines of a well-traveled watercloset while simultaneously bemoaning my holiday bloat - my lower intestine has determined that it will no longer formally recognize Solids as its own separate state (of matter). While... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (12/19/2018)

Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog.  We begin with a song - it's May I?  Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack.  I really recommend this one for easy listening - very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: The Bachelor 2019

My relationship to the Bachelor has been pretty incredible. After shittalking a roommate for watching it, I became a devoted fan within three episodes. By the time the next season came around, I wrote the first contestant breakdown review. That was four years ago. The last three seasons, I have watched the first two episodes... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (12/12/2018)

Quick post today because I'm outside and freezing my baguettes off. Today's song of the day is Peace by OAR. Now an amusing product from amazon: And something for Arch Stanton, whose high score at the Walmart Big Buck Hunter will never compare to mine. Check out this buck: How do you like them apples,... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Spite Houses

You've heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others' nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about - I'll never know because I'm a Millennial and I'll be renting forever! - and eventually resort to planting or cutting down trees just to be an asshole to their neighbor. That's... Continue Reading →

Happy Hanukkah

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →

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