Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
HO, HO, HOOO, Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a pleasant holiday with family and friends. I'm writing to you from the cozy confines of a well-traveled watercloset while simultaneously bemoaning my holiday bloat - my lower intestine has determined that it will no longer formally recognize Solids as its own separate state (of matter). While... Continue Reading →
Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog. We begin with a song - it's May I? Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack. I really recommend this one for easy listening - very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in... Continue Reading →
I bet you're one of those people who whines about how "I was promised flying cars in the future, yet all I have are square watermelons and multiple types of bottled water," which would make you WRONG because the flying car has been invented already! You have a visual in your head of what a... Continue Reading →
My relationship to the Bachelor has been pretty incredible. After shittalking a roommate for watching it, I became a devoted fan within three episodes. By the time the next season came around, I wrote the first contestant breakdown review. That was four years ago. The last three seasons, I have watched the first two episodes... Continue Reading →
Quick post today because I'm outside and freezing my baguettes off. Today's song of the day is Peace by OAR. Now an amusing product from amazon: And something for Arch Stanton, whose high score at the Walmart Big Buck Hunter will never compare to mine. Check out this buck: How do you like them apples,... Continue Reading →
No time to waste today - here is the first three sentences of Gaston Means' Wikipedia page: "Gaston Bullock Means (July 11, 1879 – December 12, 1938) was an American private detective, salesman, bootlegger, forger, swindler, murder suspect, blackmailer, and con artist. While not involved in the Teapot Dome scandal, Means was associated with other... Continue Reading →
"Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law My services are bound. Wherefore should I Stand in the plague of custom, and permit The curiosity of nations to deprive me, For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base? … Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.... Continue Reading →
You've heard stories about neighbors who have worn on each others' nerves about whatever it is homeowners get mad at each other about - I'll never know because I'm a Millennial and I'll be renting forever! - and eventually resort to planting or cutting down trees just to be an asshole to their neighbor. That's... Continue Reading →
Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →
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