Random Bidtits (11/6/2018)

But first, some geographic trivia: Did you know that there's a Town of China in Maine?  There's even a Village of South China in China, Maine.  Wow, cool!  Did you know there's also a City of Palestine, Texas?  Wowsers!  My fellow xBone/PS4 neckbeards will be equally thrilled to know that there's a City of Beardstown,... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (10/25/2018)

Y'all like amazon?!? Not just the stock - everyone likes the stock - but the online marketplace? Well check out this cool shit: Also, I heard a bad hombre badmouthing Donald's dong the other day and realized this thing isn't going to stand up for itself...okay, maybe it would. But that thing ain't no toadstool,... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (10/22/2018)

Arianna Huffington, ever at the forefront of business stagnation and frivolous personal pursuits, has some really valuable insights for you on her LinkedIn account: I imagine Elizabeth's theories on dressing for success are somewhat one dimensional: does she wear the orange jumper or does she wear the black and white pinstripes jumper today? Arianna is... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (10/17/2018)

But first, who amongst you has heard of a TWENTY EIGHT (28) year old life coach? Well, prepare to be fucking dazzled: This is real. This isn't bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I found my centerpiece for my living room: How. Fucking. Cool. I'm not sure how many of you readers are practicing taxidermists (excluding... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (10/7/2018)

Annyonggggg!!! We begin today with some wonderful Arrested Development shoutouts from about town/internet. Check out this dude: GILLIGANNNNN!!!!! And also this one: Here come the neighborhood toughs (hot cops)! Moving along, here's a great video (https://www.instagram.com/p/BonBTJqlhDJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) of a frat bro ripping a small keg. Keeping the dream alive. And a great video (https://youtu.be/TycfDgg4acY) on the... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (9/20/2018)

Reagan, and happy (almost) Friday to you! Recently, certain members of this readership have complained that the face of this blog is changing. Well, I'm here to tell you that as long as this blog has a face, this readership has somewhere to sit and read. Let that soak in. I do apologize for the... Continue Reading →

F SJWs, I’m an ILJW

HEAR YE, HEAR YE.  My body and mind grow weak with the boatload of politically correct rainbows and unicorns shit to which we've been subjected for too long.  Today, I announce that I'll be the first rat down the anchor line.  To quote Rooster Cogburn, "I bow out."  I guess there's nothing left to do... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (8/14/2018)

What up, WordPress!  Today's song of the day is Bringin' on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard.  Epic.  I have some random crap to share with you today so sit back, unbutton your fly, and let it all hang out as I serenade you with my rap.  Typing is going VERY fast as this is only the second... Continue Reading →

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