The Nine Most Relieving Words in the English Language Are:

“I have the plunger and I’m here to help.”  Although if I’m honest, I’ve had a bit of the runs lately.  I pinched off a loaf yesterday that couldn’t clog anything.  Seriously, nothing.  I could’ve flushed that shit through a drinking straw no problem.

Happy Halloween!

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