Annyong! This is gonna be quick today. The song of the day has got to be Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol. Fucking rocks my socks. Next, I have to repost this image sent to me by a mas-o-menos bad hombre: I can really connect with her struggle as a result of her heritage and... Continue Reading →
Today's "song of the day" is named after a favorite drinking game from my beer-guzzling youth. The song is Crank That by Soulja Boy. I remember (or don't) nights spent gargoyling atop rows of kegs whilst my school chums would pound natties and play "watch me crank it watch me roll...then Superman that oooh" -... Continue Reading →
In the spirit of celebrating the Ralph Club - Biggest Contributor's successful nomination to the highest court of the land (move aside City of Berkeley), today's song of the day is The Magic Number by De La Soul. Throw on your one-piece because this rift is gonna take you for a ride. Donny T is... Continue Reading →
...and then today he goes and posts this, his calendar from July 1982: Did...did Brett Kavanaugh name his dong? And at the senate hearing, will Dr. Strawberry stand up or do we need to pump the young coed court reporter full of malt liquor to get his attention?
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM! Musings and Malarkey has taught me a lot about life and human nature. In fact, I’m learning the same lessons Trump learned two years ago. The worse you are as a person / more irreverent and offensive you are, the more people want to follow you. This is asinine. I’m doing everything... Continue Reading →
Everyone knows North Korea's leaders (Kim Il-song, Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un) have an array of special titles, but they have more than you'd think. Like, WAY more. Many are simple modifiers on a title, whether normal or imagined. North Korean media is required to use one of these when addressing their leader in a... Continue Reading →
Stop the presses. SHUT DOWN THE MACHIIIIIIINES!!!! What the fuck just happened and how is this now news? Fortunately, your author and Individual Liberties Justice Warrior is here to clear the air. Let me explain something very fucking clearly for you SJWs. Put down your pastel-colored knitted scarves and shake off your fair trade hemp... Continue Reading →
As we sit delicately on the precipice of World War III with North Korea while our Cheeto-dusted Commander in Chief pouts and yells at the North Korean Rocket Boy, let's revisit an oft-forgotten incident that had the White House convinced World War III was about to break out in 1976 between American and South Korean... Continue Reading →