In the spirit of celebrating the Ralph Club - Biggest Contributor's successful nomination to the highest court of the land (move aside City of Berkeley), today's song of the day is The Magic Number by De La Soul. Throw on your one-piece because this rift is gonna take you for a ride. Donny T is... Continue Reading →
...and then today he goes and posts this, his calendar from July 1982: Did...did Brett Kavanaugh name his dong? And at the senate hearing, will Dr. Strawberry stand up or do we need to pump the young coed court reporter full of malt liquor to get his attention?
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM! Musings and Malarkey has taught me a lot about life and human nature. In fact, I’m learning the same lessons Trump learned two years ago. The worse you are as a person / more irreverent and offensive you are, the more people want to follow you. This is asinine. I’m doing everything... Continue Reading →
Everyone knows North Korea's leaders (Kim Il-song, Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un) have an array of special titles, but they have more than you'd think. Like, WAY more. Many are simple modifiers on a title, whether normal or imagined. North Korean media is required to use one of these when addressing their leader in a... Continue Reading →
Stop the presses. SHUT DOWN THE MACHIIIIIIINES!!!! What the fuck just happened and how is this now news? Fortunately, your author and Individual Liberties Justice Warrior is here to clear the air. Let me explain something very fucking clearly for you SJWs. Put down your pastel-colored knitted scarves and shake off your fair trade hemp... Continue Reading →
As we sit delicately on the precipice of World War III with North Korea while our Cheeto-dusted Commander in Chief pouts and yells at the North Korean Rocket Boy, let's revisit an oft-forgotten incident that had the White House convinced World War III was about to break out in 1976 between American and South Korean... Continue Reading →
WE MISSED SOMETHING BIG: And if that isn't enough to put papers in hands, then you've got to appreciate this helpful insight: I'm coining it right here and right now: snowflake journalism. Enjoy it before it gets popular... HEY GUYS! Want to know the sort of innovative projects that your tax dollars are supporting? The... Continue Reading →
I was perusing Wikipedia of a historical figure in the pursuit of learning something new and possibly finding something to share with the fine readers of this site, when I stumbled across what is perhaps my new favorite Wikipedia page: "List of federal political sex scandals in the United States" (note to self - compile... Continue Reading →