Hey girl! I was ass-deep in my dryer this weekend, attempting to unfuck the heating element when Alone by Heart came on the speakers. I proceeding to listen to it three more times following that initial orgasm. It's super catchy so be careful, broheims. Speaking of ass-deep, I have to share a visual shared with... Continue Reading →
Nothing but food today. Had this for breakfast today: Tomatoes, avocados, feta, salt, and pepper. So. Damn. Good. Also, came across this photo: Disgusting.
As a select few of you know, I'm a superb chef and artist of the kitchen when I'm not aggressively leafing through materials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. I recently crafted the following: Sweet potato, Greek yogurt, feta cheese, corn-based salsa, Valentina hot sauce, baby, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN! For those of you... Continue Reading →
Great, now I'm stuck with the vegetarian options when flying United. Speaking of unconventional kitchen work, check out this awesome kitchen tile: Also, did you know that Taco Bell offers its hot sauce at grocery stores?!? One more food item: Keep it real, hombres.
PETA has a notorious billboard with a bunch of farm animals and pets in a row, asking where you draw the line between dinner and a pet? Obviously the answer is after the chicken but before the horse (I've eaten Ikea meatballs, so I'm even flexible on the horse -- an incredible creature with a... Continue Reading →
What? What did you expect? Remember, always, always, ALWAYS bust your murphies before packing them in.
Great article from this blog on the economics of free trade. While I typically avoid blogs given they're really just a mouthpiece for gutless, nameless bitchers and moaners, this article was different. But before I share the article, here's a piece of produce from my local grocer: Took this ages ago. I've been sitting on... Continue Reading →
It's a good one! In fact, it's an absolutely fantastic song. It's Sedona by Houndmouth. Give it a try. Now, some random photos to get your juices flowing. And finally, to quote Tobias while eating at Burger King with Carl Weathers, "oh sure, as long as you don't bring attention to it": Young, self interested,... Continue Reading →
Came across this weather report this week: And just like the temperate outside, I'm feeling 22! Today's song of the day is 22 by Taylor Swift. Positive, uplifting, catchy - just overlook the fact that the artist looks like a plastic sex doll with a VERY healthy dose of makeup caked on. How is that... Continue Reading →