Randon Bidtits (4/22/2021)

Salaam!  Hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy.  Today is a random collection of interesting items that I’ve been meaning to share for some time. Let’s begin!

  • You ever made love to a thug in the club wit’ his ice on?  Fuck the 87 Jeans and fresh pair of Nikes – all you need is this bomb-ass blazer (see photo below) courtesy of the people knocking off the people at Anheuser-Busch.  Here’s a link to the blazer if you’re truly down to be fly, all for under 100 bennies.  Get laid and get paid.

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  • Have you ever wondered how you’d taste if you were a burrito?  Women: have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to slide into a taco?  Men: do any of you have a preference for bone-dry tacos?  Meet the double sided giant flour tortilla throw blanket.  For under $20, you can enjoy a soft, comfortable, and disease-free taco.  Here’s the link on Amazon.

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  • Google search for “sleeping bags with legs” and “wearable sleeping bags.”  When camping, I’ve always been frustrated by the fact that I can’t spread my legs inside my sleeping bag.  Thankfully, there are people in the world who keep my sweaty thighs top-of-mind.  Like all sleeping bags, it pays to pay up for the higher end bags.

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That’s all – stay well!  

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