Salaam! Hope everyone is doing well and staying healthy. Today is a random collection of interesting items that I’ve been meaning to share for some time. Let’s begin!
- You ever made love to a thug in the club wit’ his ice on? Fuck the 87 Jeans and fresh pair of Nikes – all you need is this bomb-ass blazer (see photo below) courtesy of the people knocking off the people at Anheuser-Busch. Here’s a link to the blazer if you’re truly down to be fly, all for under 100 bennies. Get laid and get paid.
- Have you ever wondered how you’d taste if you were a burrito? Women: have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to slide into a taco? Men: do any of you have a preference for bone-dry tacos? Meet the double sided giant flour tortilla throw blanket. For under $20, you can enjoy a soft, comfortable, and disease-free taco. Here’s the link on Amazon.
- Google search for “sleeping bags with legs” and “wearable sleeping bags.” When camping, I’ve always been frustrated by the fact that I can’t spread my legs inside my sleeping bag. Thankfully, there are people in the world who keep my sweaty thighs top-of-mind. Like all sleeping bags, it pays to pay up for the higher end bags.
That’s all – stay well!