Random Bidtits (12/29/2018)

HO, HO, HOOO, Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a pleasant holiday with family and friends. I’m writing to you from the cozy confines of a well-traveled watercloset while simultaneously bemoaning my holiday bloat – my lower intestine has determined that it will no longer formally recognize Solids as its own separate state (of matter). While I’m grateful that my host has left a box of matches to extinguish this demon funk, I’m skeptical. Actually, fuck matches, what I really need is 8 days worth of sacred oil so I can de-musk this shitbox.

Just a few random photos today (shoutout to my bad hombres who shared a couple of these with me):

Happy holidays!

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