Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog. We begin with a song – it’s May I? Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack. I really recommend this one for easy listening – very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in the game. A game that I can’t recommend highly enough. Okay, switching gears to pound these out.
This article title was pretty fucking jarring for me last week:
I mentioned the War on Christmas and the War on the Penis in a recent post – there’s the proof for you doubters. The War on the Penis could really cut the power of male genetalia down a size. Just ask my buddy below:
Probably not too popular with the ladies. I know, dropping a penis joke like that feels like new territory for this blog. But what are we if not comprehensive? Moving along at a brisk pace here. Who among you is into dark black chicks? Yeah, well, me too. While zoning out at work last week, I recalled a pornstar by the name of Midori who helped me get through my formative years with minimal growing pains, albeit maximum chaffing. Below is an excerpt from Midori’s Wikipedia page that I absolutely love. It seems so innocent until you get to the final sentence, then, mic drop.
Ms. Watley’s PR agent could use some words of advice from a true communication specialist. I’m thinking someone who is so committed to their job, so devoted to their craft, that this is their LinkedIn photo:
Do you think he asked his fellow Uber Pool traveler to take his photo?