Yo-hooooooo!!!!! Happy St. Patrick’s day to all of you who like to think you have some Irish blood. Perhaps one day Ireland will be relevant on the world stage and you can be proud of that ancestry. For the time being, let’s just douse that jingoism with shitty Irish beer and have the Irish Catholic Church bury it with their other…doings.
Anyway, no reason we can’t celebrate. Today’s first song of the day is Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced my Dropkick Murphys.
Today’s second song of the day is a MAJOR shoutout to my homies in finance. It’s CFTC (Babysit Me) by R.S. Featuring L Reece. Today’s second song of the day is brought to you by economic and financial ignorance:
And finally, I was on Yelp this morning, looking for restaurants that accept dogs. Yelp has literally 20+ fucking filter options, INCLUDING THE BELOW, BUT ZERO FOR PET FRIENDLY.
I’m all for equality. But what the fuck – no pet friendly filter? Reagannnnnn (aka Shane), COME BACKKKKKK!!!!!!! COME BACK, REAGANNN!!!!