Does Anyone Know Where I Can Get One of These Garden Gnomes?

Hoping to buy it new. I bought the last one used and it smelled awful.

Well, I’m off to pound it to some babushka porn… I’m numb inside. But not as numb as my buddy who recently spent an evening looking at images of Muhammad, just to feel something.

Speaking of that garden gnome, does anyone know what the following means?

…if a retailer fists their prices, does that mean they’re lower? I’m just asking questions, man.