Where’s the Federal Aid for Naples, Florida?

No? None? Not yet? How much will it cost to get Eminem or the Island Boys to go on a live, nationally broadcasted fundraiser for the victims? How much to get him/them to go off script and proclaim “Handsy Joe doesn’t care about white people”?

I’m just asking questions. Man. #followthemoney #dontforgethunterslaptop