I have a deep appreciation for rap and hip hop songs that are heavy on the sexual innuendo while also banging a good beat. The obvious one that comes to mind is Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. Music video aside, I love this song. So today’s song of the day is very much in line with this genre. It’s Thinkin’ With My Dick by Kevin Gates and Juicy J. Uncle Ethan – please give both of these a listen as I think they’re right up your alley.
To all my men in the crowd who aren’t a Nancy, Fancy, or Dandy, has a woman half your size ever challenged you to an eating contest? It’s happened to me a number of times and I always end up having to compete in some challenge before absolutely tearing them a new one: I once ate 60 McNuggets as an 11 year old and routinely ate two, 12 inch subway sandwiches for lunch every day in high school. Just like Dave Chapelle, I would label myself a promoter of equality and a feminist, save for all of the associated baggage. However, we can’t overlook the fact that there’s a stark gender divide when it comes to food consumption and nothing highlights this better than the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest:
I was actually shocked. I figured the women would run at ~80% of the men’s performance. Poppy seed buns or bust. Have a great day!
Musings and Malarkey 
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